Recent reviews by Fatmo

cyberspace makes me nauseous

kill my b**** wife with a crowbar
10/10

The story of a shirtless man who kills nazis with a lead pipe while reciting poetry.

I can honestly say that I am disgusted by from software’s decision to remove the most important consumable in the entire franchise, which has truly made the souls franchise stand out from other jrpgs such as bad rats and blockade 3D, now before I get into the details I would like to point out my history with the souls series, I have played and finished the first and best souls game, dark souls 2 so I’m pretty much Vatti at this point.

Now I feel it is time to address the elephant in the room here, the removal of the most important item in the franchise which From Software sneakily removed from this game, that’s right I’m talking about common fruit,Why did From Software think they could get away with this?

I can honestly say that this game is absolute garbage because of this problem, Now some people have pointed out that they dislike the new poise system, I believe that all this attention and hate towards the poise system was started by From Soft to stop the players realising and talking about the removal of common fruit from this game.

You think you won from soft but there’s someone smarter than you.

Some people call these demons, I call them ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Its like skyrim with guns but without the guns

an extremley good simupation of the many battles that occured in vietnam in the 16 century
9/10
needs more realistic dog physics

I WON THE LOTTERY
11/10

The best zombie game without zombies.

Shall we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?