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Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2010 @ 10:13pm

Lord of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2010 @ 4:49pm

Lab Cleaner

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2010 @ 5:43pm

Chicken Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2010 @ 12:27am

Experimenticenticide

Kill 100 Specimens.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2010 @ 10:14pm

Fascist Dietitian

Kill 200 Bloats.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2010 @ 11:12am

Homer's Heroes

Kill 100 Sirens.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2010 @ 6:02pm

Keep Those Sneakers Off the Floor!

Kill 20 Stalkers with Explosives.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2011 @ 2:41pm

Random Axe of Kindness

Kill 15 Specimens with a Fire Axe in a Single Wave.
Unlocked 12 May, 2011 @ 7:24pm

Bitter Irony

Kill 2 Scrakes with a Chainsaw in a Single Wave.
Unlocked 19 May, 2012 @ 12:12am

Hot Cross Fun

Kill 25 Burning Specimens with a Crossbow.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2016 @ 1:05pm

Dignity for the Dead

Kill 10 Specimens Feeding on Dead Teammates Corpses.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2014 @ 12:40am

Social Outburst

Kill 8 Specimens with One Grenade.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2010 @ 9:51pm

Careful Spender

Kill 4 Specimens with a Single Shot from a Hunting Shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2011 @ 10:56pm

It's Not Easy Being Greasy

Cause a Specimen to Die by Luring them into Bloat Acid.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2010 @ 9:43pm

Too Close For Comfort

Finish off a Fleshpound using a Melee Attack.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2010 @ 8:12pm

Master Surgeon

As a Medic, Kill 8 Specimens using a Knife in a Single Wave.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2014 @ 4:53pm

It's What's Inside That Counts

Turn 500 Specimens into Giblets.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2011 @ 12:23am

Quarter Pounder With Ease

Turn 5 Fleshpounds into Giblets.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2011 @ 11:30pm

Self Medicator

In Co-op Mode, Use Syringe on Yourself 100 Times.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2010 @ 8:36pm

Thin-Ice Pirouette

Complete 10 Waves when the Rest of your Team has Died.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2011 @ 11:56pm

Philanthropist

Give 1,000 Pounds to Teammates who have 50% of Your Cash or Less.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2010 @ 7:26pm

I Like To Watch

Aquire 5 Minutes of "Zed-Time".
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2011 @ 11:37pm

Straight Rush

Kill the Patriarch Before he has a Chance to Heal.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2011 @ 1:41pm

The L.A.W. That Broke The Camel's Back

Deliver the Killing Blow to the Patriarch with a L.A.W. Rocket.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2011 @ 11:38pm

Experimentimillicide

Kill 1,000 Specimens.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2010 @ 2:06pm

Experimentilottacide

Kill 10,000 Specimens.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2011 @ 11:25am

A Bit Barmy

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2013 @ 12:08pm

Squirrel King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2010 @ 10:41pm

Flaming Hell, That was Close

As Firebug, kill the Husk with the Flamethrower before he hurts anyone.
Unlocked 17 May, 2012 @ 1:22pm

Blooper Reel

Turn 500 Zeds into Giblets using the M79.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 10:10pm

SCAR'd

Kill 1000 Specimens with the SCAR.
Unlocked 10 May, 2012 @ 9:34pm

Healing Touch

Heal 200 teammates with the MP7's medication dart.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2010 @ 4:00pm

Killer Junior

Kill 20 crawlers in mid-air with the M79.
Unlocked 26 May, 2012 @ 9:32pm

Getting Chunky

Obliterate 10 Zeds at once with the Pipe Bomb.
Unlocked 8 May, 2012 @ 11:49pm

Waste Disposal

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2013 @ 9:11pm

Warehouse Janitor

Win a Long Game on Crash on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2013 @ 10:40pm

Departure Gallery

Win a Long Game on Departed on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2011 @ 1:37am

Daytrip

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2011 @ 2:26pm

Let Them Burn

Get 1000 points of burn damage with the MAC-10.
Unlocked 9 May, 2012 @ 1:01pm

Merry Friggin Christmas

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Patriarch.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2010 @ 10:54am

Cracked the Nutcracker!

[2010 Xmas] Land the killing blow on a Christmas Fleshpound with a Knife.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 12:30am

Can't Catch Me!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 2 Christmas Gorefasts with a Melee weapon from behind in one wave.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 9:36pm

Toasted Jack Frost

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Scrake with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 12:14am

That's not Santa!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Bloats with the Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 9:34pm

Rudolph, the Bloody Nosed Reindeer

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Crawler with a Crossbow.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 9:34pm

Not So Silent Night

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Siren with an undetonated LAW rocket.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 9:31pm

Fending off Mrs. Claws

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Stalkers with a Lever Action Rifle without reloading.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2010 @ 10:28am

Who Brings a Gun to a Snow Ball Fight?

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Husk with any Pistol.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2010 @ 10:39am

Deck the Halls with Buckets o' Blood

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2012 @ 9:48pm

Tis Better to Give than to Receive

[2010 Xmas] Drop 3 Tier 3 weapons for others (with which they kill at least one Christmas Zed).
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2016 @ 12:38pm

Back to Work

[2010 Xmas] Kill 20 Christmas Clots in one wave.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2010 @ 8:33pm

Uber Tuber

Expensive but delicious! Brought to you by Dr. Dougley and Lord Ned.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 10:09pm

Golden Potato

Get into GLaDOS' core on Aperture.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2011 @ 11:52pm

Flea Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2011 @ 12:53am

Ringmaster

Kill the "Ring Leader" (Circus Patriarch)
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2011 @ 12:41pm

Sparring with a Master

Kill a Circus Gorefast with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2011 @ 12:53pm

Assistant Homicide

Kill 2 Circus Stalkers with a Melee weapon to the back in one wave.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2014 @ 1:16pm

Seeing Double

Kill 5 Circus Crawlers with a Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2011 @ 12:48pm

Clearing Clown Alley

Kill 5 Circus Bloats in one game.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2012 @ 12:01pm

The Big Hunt

Kill a Circus Scrake with a Crossbow.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2011 @ 11:24pm

Lifting a Dumbell

Kill a Circus Husk with a LAW.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 9:26pm

Small Hands

Kill 3 Circus Clots in a wave with the Lever Action Rifle.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2011 @ 12:20am

Elephant Gun

Land the killing blow on a Circus Fleshpound with a Pistol.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2012 @ 11:57am

Juggling Act

Drop 5 different Tier 2 weapons in one wave.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2012 @ 11:56am

Windjammer Enthusiast

Survive 10 seconds after being screamed at by a Circus Siren on Hard or above.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2012 @ 9:51pm

Taking Down the Big Top

Kill 4 Circus Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2012 @ 12:21pm

Burning up the Midway

Kill 10 Circus Clots with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2012 @ 12:29pm

Punk'd

Unlock 10 of the 13 Circus Achievements along with any Abusement Park achievement.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2012 @ 12:29pm

Sparkling in the Twilight

Kill The Vampire Patriarch Ringmaster in Bedlam
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2013 @ 12:08pm

Carving The Jack O' Lantern

Decapitate a burning Halloween specimen in Bedlam
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2013 @ 11:21am

Trick, not Treat

Kill 5 Halloween Specimens with any gun without reloading
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2013 @ 8:34pm

Burning Irony

Kill 15 Husks with the Husk Cannon
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 9:40pm

Highlander

Kill a Scrake, a Fleshpound, and the Patriarch with the Claymore Sword within one map
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 9:42pm

Bloody Yanks

Kill 1 specimen ONLY while expending a full M4 Assault Rifle magazine
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2011 @ 12:54pm

Finish Him

Hit a Scrake with the M203 Rifle grenade to kill him
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 11:37am

I love ze Healing not ze Hurting

Heal others for 3000 points of health with the MP5 SMG
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2013 @ 11:45am

Feeling Lucky?

Kill a specimen with every shot from your Revolver for one magazine
Unlocked 6 May, 2012 @ 2:51pm

A Bloody Christmas Carol

Kill 15 XMas Clots, 5 xmas Stalkers, 5 XMas Crawlers, 1 XMas Siren and 1 XMas Bloat.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2011 @ 9:20pm

Spec Ops

Kill 12 clots with one magazine without reloading (MK23)
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2012 @ 11:40am

Combat Medic

Kill a zed that has injured a player (M7A3 rifle)
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2012 @ 11:46am

Fugly

Kill one of each type of zed in one round (HSG Shotgun)
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2012 @ 11:32am

British Superiority

Kill a zed each with both the Bullpup and FN-Fal
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2012 @ 11:49am

The Big One

Kill 2 scrakes with one shot (M99)
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2016 @ 1:05pm

Historical Remnants

Kill 6 Zeds with one magazine on an MKb42, without reloading
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2012 @ 2:21pm

Nail'd!

Kill 4 Stalkers in a game with the Vlad9000 Nailgun
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2012 @ 2:32pm

Explosion of Love

Heal yourself plus 5 other players with one grenade
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2016 @ 1:14pm

Third Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2012 @ 9:02pm

Grim Reaper

Get the 6 Special Halloween Achievements plus 1 Hillbilly Horror Map Achievement to unlock the Grim Reaper
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2012 @ 9:02pm

Soul Collector

Free the souls of the 25 Gnomes hidden on Hillbilly Horror in 1 game
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2012 @ 1:50pm

Meet Your Maker!

Kill 1000 Hillbilly Zeds
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2012 @ 8:50pm

Creepy Crawlies

Kill 15 Hillbilly Crawlers in 1 game with the Tommy Gun or MKb42
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2012 @ 2:45pm

Rippin' It Up

Kill a Hillbilly Husk and another Hillbilly Zed in the same shot with the Buzzsaw Bow or M99
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2012 @ 2:53pm

I Am Become Death

Kill 5 Hillbilly Zeds in 10 seconds with the Scythe or Axe
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2012 @ 2:32pm

Fiery Personality

Set 3 Hillbilly Gorefasts on fire with the Flare Pistol or Trench Gun
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2012 @ 2:35pm

But It's All Red!

Collect all 16 Z.E.D. Gun pieces
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2016 @ 1:43pm

Game Over, Man!

Have 20 Zeds you slowed with the Z.E.D. gun killed
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2016 @ 1:12pm

Gimli That Axe!

Get the Not-a-war-hammer Achievement in Dwarfs!?
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2012 @ 9:41pm

Astro Buffer Afficiando

Beat Steamland on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2013 @ 9:29pm

Simplified Force Adhesion Afficianado

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2013 @ 11:40am

Hide and go Puke

[2013 Summer] Destroy all the Pukey the Clown dolls
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2013 @ 1:40am

Arcade Gamer

[2013 Summer] Complete the Pop the Clot, the Strong Man and the Grenade Toss games
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2013 @ 7:53pm

Full Charge

Have 5 Breaker Boxes 100% repaired at the same time
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2018 @ 12:58am

Extended Motion Protector

[2013 Summer] Protect the Ringmaster during the escort mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2018 @ 4:10pm

Guardian Assault Protector

Protect the ringmaster during the defense mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2013 @ 12:25pm

Golden 3 Crown Note

Get all 3 gold bars without the carriers taking damage while they have them
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2013 @ 11:37am

Single-shot Equalizer

Kill 4 different types of Zeds with headshots with 4 shots from the Long Musket or the M14 without reloading
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2013 @ 9:59pm

Assault Flayer Ordinance

Push a scrake back with the direct fire from a Hunting Shotgun or alt fire from the Multi-Chamber ZED Thrower
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2013 @ 3:52pm

Single-Load Doom Bombardier

Kill a ZED with a direct (unexploded) shot from the Orca Bomb Propeller or the M-79/M32
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2013 @ 8:27pm

Turbo Executioner

Kill 5 zeds in ZED time without reloading with Dr. T's LDS or Bullpup
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2013 @ 2:19pm

Mrs. Punkd

Get 4 of 6 of the 2013 Summer Event in-game level Achievements, one Standard and one Objective Mode map completion Achievement, plus the Punk'd Achievement to unlock Steampunk Mrs. Foster
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2013 @ 11:40am

Fork Lift Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2013 @ 12:15am

Claw Machine Master

Attach the crane hook within 125 seconds
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2013 @ 12:00am

Ex-scientist

Collect all the bile without a contamination
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2013 @ 12:04am

Fire and Forget

Kill a Halloween Fleshpound and Scrake in the same explosion with the Seal Squeal Harpoon Bomber or the LAW
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2016 @ 12:53pm

Most Bang for the Buck

Kill 10 Halloween zeds in explosions using the Seeker 6 or the M32 within 5 seconds
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 10:05pm

Cattle Class

Beat Transit on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2014 @ 2:10am

Long weekend

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2014 @ 1:34am

Nitro Boost!

Transit - Get the Nitro to the Objective in 135 seconds or less
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2014 @ 11:15am

Totally Metal

Transit - Kill 250 Zeds before completing the welding objective
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2014 @ 11:19am

Multi-pass

Transit - Pick up the door key
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2014 @ 11:07am

Science Hater

Transit - Destroy all the DNA vials
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2014 @ 3:06pm

Doctor WHO??

Transit - Get all Objective achievements AND beat KFO Transit on Hard or above to unlock Dr Rachel Clamely.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2014 @ 3:06pm



The Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Normal Difficulty.

The Long War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Normal Difficulty.

Mr. Perky

Get All of your Perks up to Level 5.

Death To The Mad Scientist

Defeat the Patriarch on Suicidal.

Hard Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hard Difficulty.

Duke of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hard Difficulty.

Cattle Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hard Difficulty.

Hard Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hard Difficulty.

Lab Assistant

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hard Difficulty.

The Hard War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Hard Difficulty.

Suicidal Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Suicidal Difficulty.

Emperor of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Suicidal Difficulty.

Alligator Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Suicidal Difficulty.

Mad Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Suicidal Difficulty.

Lab Professor

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Suicidal Difficulty.

The Completely Suicidal War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Suicidal Difficulty.

Tin Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Normal Difficulty.

Steel Worker

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Hard Difficulty.

Man of Steel

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Suicidal Difficulty.

Gone Mental

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Hard Difficulty.

Complete Barking

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Suicidal Difficulty.

Raccoon King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Hard Difficulty.

Bear King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Suicidal Difficulty.

Long, Hot Summer

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Normal Difficulty.

Summer of 2009

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Hard Difficulty.

And Back to School

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Suicidal Difficulty.

Explosive Personality

As Demolitions, kill 1000 Specimens with the Pipebomb.

Merry Men

Kill the Patriarch when everyone is ONLY using Crossbows.

Dot of Doom

Get 25 headshots in a row with the EBR while using the Laser Sight.

Pound This

Kill 100 Fleshpounds with the AA12.

Hellish Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Demonic King of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Demon Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Boss from Hell

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Scientist from Hell

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Diablo Steel Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Commit-ed for life

Win a Long Game on Bedlam on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Wolf King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Waste Land

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hard Difficulty.

Waste of Space

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Suicidal Difficulty.

Wasted

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Warehouse Forklift Operator

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hard Difficulty.

Warehouse Foreman

Win a Long Game on Crash on Suicidal Difficulty.

Warehouse Manager

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Departure Lounge

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hard Difficulty.

Departure Gate

Win a Long Game on Departed on Suicidal Difficulty.

Dear Departed

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Running Late

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Normal Difficulty.

Missed Connection

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hard Difficulty.

Train Wreck

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Suicidal Difficulty.

Pile Up

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Gimme a Plaster!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Normal Difficulty.

That Bloody Well Hurts!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hard Difficulty.

I'm Dying Here!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Suicidal Difficulty.

Not Dead Yet!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Ice Cube

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Normal Difficulty.

Crushed Ice

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hard Difficulty.

Iceberg

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Suicidal Difficulty.

Comet

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Gone Camping

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hard Difficulty.

Mountaineer

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Suicidal Difficulty.

Park Ranger

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Neighborhood Watch

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Normal Difficulty.

Private Security

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hard Difficulty.

Vigilante

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Suicidal Difficulty.

SWAT

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Slight Drip

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Normal Difficulty.

Burst Pipe

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hard Difficulty.

Pressure Failure

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Suicidal Difficulty.

Floodgate to Hell

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Piece of Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Normal Difficulty.

Pound Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hard Difficulty.

Fruit Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Suicidal Difficulty.

Devil Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hell On Earth Difficulty.

Walking in A Winter Horror Land

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Normal Difficulty.

Silent Night, Evil Night

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hard Difficulty.

I'm Dreaming of a Red Christmas

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Suicidal Difficulty.

Grandma got Eaten by a Reindeer

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Eggnog Anyone?

[2010 Xmas] Get covered in Christmas Bloat Bile and live for 10 seconds on Hard, Suicidal, or Hell on Earth.

Bad Santa

Unlock 10 of the 13 Christmas Achievements along with any Christmas Map achievement.

Science Got Done

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Normal Difficulty.

Still Alive

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hard Difficulty.

This is a Triumph

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Suicidal Difficulty.

I'm Making a Note Here, Huge Success

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Dog and Pony Show

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hard Difficulty.

3 Ring Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Suicidal Difficulty.

On Top of the Big Top

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

The Scene is Zed

Kill 250 Halloween Specimens in Bedlam

Zed October

Win a Long Bedlam Match During the Halloween Event on Hard

This is No Ordinary Rabbit!

Kill 25 Halloween Scrakes in Bedlam

Rule The Roost

Get all 6 achievements and unlock Commando Chicken

Italian Meat Pasta

Kill 12 zeds with a full magazine from the Combat Shotgun

We Have Ourselves a Cowboy

Hold dual 9mm, dual hand cannons and Dual Revolvers

Snow Cone

Beat Ice Cave on Normal Difficulty

Stay Frosty

Beat Ice Cave on Hard Difficulty

On the Rocks

Beat Ice Cave on Suicidal Difficulty

Anti Freeze

Beat Ice Cave on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Highway to Heaven

Beat Hellride on Normal Difficulty

Stuck in Limbo

Beat Hellride on Hard Difficulty

Demonic Road

Beat Hellride on Suicidal Difficulty

Devil's Co-pilot

Beat Hellride on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Trench Warfare

Set a total of 200 Zeds on fire with the Trench Gun in Hillbilly Horror

Second Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hard Difficulty

First Cousins (Once Removed)

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Suicidal Difficulty

First Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Have my axe

Kill 30 Fleshpounds with the Dwarfs!? axe with back attacks
1 / 30

One Small Step for Man

Kill 500 Zeds with the Schneidzekk Medic Gun while you are falling
39 / 500

Here is to us

Beat Moonbase on Normal Difficulty

Attempting Re-entry

Beat Moonbase on Hard Difficulty

Amusing Death

Beat Moonbase on Suicidal Difficulty

One Giant Leap (Back) for Mankind

Beat Moonbase on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Modified Psychoacceleration Achiever

Beat Steamland on Hard Difficulty

Fractional Neutron Activator

Beat Steamland on Suicidal Difficulty

Advanced Omega Wave Resonance Explorer

Beat Steamland on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Oscillating Hydrogen Transition Achiever

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty

Alpha Wave Osteooxidation Activator

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Tachyon Cytoneutralization Explorer

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Longshoreman

Beat Fright Yard on Normal Difficulty

Gang Crew

Beat Fright Yard on Hard Difficulty

Stevedore

Beat Fright Yard on Suicidal Difficulty

Wharfinger

Beat Fright Yard on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Truck Driver

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty

Crane Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Shipping Magnate

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

777

Win Fuel on the first try

Blinding Big Brother

Destroy all 30 Cameras

Under The Weather

Use Bile or the Flamethrower to kill one of each Halloween Zed

Death

Beat Hell on Normal Difficulty

King Minos

Beat Hell on Hard Difficulty

Cerberus

Beat Hell on Suicidal Difficulty

Lucifer

Beat Hell on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Brain Fart

Beat Forgotten on Normal Difficulty

Agnosia

Beat Forgotten on Hard Difficulty

Amnesia

Beat Forgotten on Suicidal Difficulty

Dementia

Beat Forgotten on Hell on Earth Difficulty

No Time for Love, Dr. Jones

Win a short round on KF-Hell playing as or with Harchier Spebbington

Home Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Normal Difficulty

Micro Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Hard Difficulty

Master Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Suicidal Difficulty

Trappist Monk

Beat Siren's Belch on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Oktoberfest Master

Collect all the Beer Steins

Peasant

Beat Stronghold on Normal Difficulty

Squire

Beat Stronghold on Hard Difficulty

Prince

Beat Stronghold on Suicidal Difficulty

King

Beat Stronghold on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Rich Evil Uncle

Collect all the Treasure Bags

Economy Comfort

Beat Transit on Hard Difficulty

Business Class

Beat Transit on Suicidal Difficulty

First Class

Beat Transit on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Day-trip

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty

Serious vacation

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Moved to Paris!

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Gone clubbing

Beat Clandestine on Normal Difficulty

Rack 'em up

Beat Clandestine on Hard Difficulty

Burned out

Beat Clandestine on Suicidal Difficulty

Hangover from Hell

Beat Clandestine on Hell Difficulty

Skull Cracker

Clandestine - Destroy 30 skulls

Cave of Wonder

Beat ThrillsChills on Normal Difficulty

Cavern of Pain

Beat ThrillsChills on Hard Difficulty

Grotto of Terror

Beat ThrillsChills on Suicidal Difficulty

Hollow of Horror

Beat ThrillsChills on Hell Difficulty

All shook up

Destroy all (15) Snow Globes