I already know someone who was last online 340 days ago.

One day you will look at my profile and it will say:
Last online 301 days ago.

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Yo listen, real talk man, this is not a game, do not go to these churches anymore, they steal your money, they sell drugs, the only church that is of god, is the 7 churches in Asia, those are the only churches that have god, hold hold hold - I am Allah, there is no reason why, god sell drugs, god does all kind of things. If you can't tell me what holy means or OH-BUSHATABOHOTA-GHBOSHATA, you can't tell me what that means, I'm building a church called the seven, my church is going to be on fire. So I am asking you stop supporting those churches and support me.

I Sexually identify as Big smoke from Grand Theft Auto San Andreas. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of rollin' up to Cluckin' Bell to order two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda. People used to tell me that I would never be a large black man capable of gorging myself with such a meal, But they're wrong. I'm consulting an expert on racial reassignment surgery and am having a surgery to obstruct my eye sight requiring me to wear glasses. From now on I want you to call me Melvin and respect my right as an American to eat as much food as I want. Thank you all for being so understanding

Faramis Mememan