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Mark Eldenring 9 Jan @ 6:24am 
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Mark Eldenring 15 Nov, 2024 @ 12:07pm 
“Guess the Hill wasn’t so Silent huh, Mary?”

Its just really badass when James is holed up in the apartment, onto his last magazine of ammunition, the pyramid heads are breaking in, and he looks at the grenade mary gave him before he went to iraq. Full circle storytelling, and then when the nine inch nails song starts playing, perfection!
Mark Eldenring 30 Oct, 2024 @ 1:49pm 
Stu Pedasso
Mark Eldenring 10 Oct, 2024 @ 2:51pm 
dazdisbas gau tu besiktas?
Mark Eldenring 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:26am 
+rep weedtexo = augmentexo
Mark Eldenring 1 Sep, 2024 @ 4:22am 
Zeus eat town center
Mark Eldenring 14 Mar, 2023 @ 7:05am 
In the name of Jesus you cannot do any harm to me, Azazel. Jesus is my protector and my strength. You cannot come against me when I trust Jesus to keep me safe. Jesus will never leave me and therefore you will not have any power to control me because he is so powerful within me. I love the lord my God and what he has in store for you is many years of suffering because of your evil ways. You have the choice to be destroyed in our end times or come to Jesus and ascend into the heaven of our heavenly father. I hope you choose faith and love over evil.
Mark Eldenring 19 Feb, 2023 @ 2:12pm 
Double cheeked up
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Mark Eldenring 17 Nov, 2022 @ 2:15pm 
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Mark Eldenring 2 Nov, 2022 @ 10:04am 
bidakka
yani direk
beleş arcanamı alıyoruz
Mark Eldenring 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:25pm 
Ælbette. ¿Belki sigara zararlı oldugundan nerden sen bilirsin? ¿Sen ALLAH'tan alim misin? Hé?!
Mark Eldenring 25 Jul, 2022 @ 4:04pm 
oyunun daha en başlarında, babasının borç tahsili için köye gönderdiği sıralarda, henry'nin arkadaşlarıyla onların işine karşılık benim işime yardım etme şartıyla anlaştık ve sıra ayyaştan borcu tahsil etmek için bana yardım etmeye geldiğinde, ayyaş evin içindeyken dışarıdaki baltasını çaldım dövüş olursa kullanırım diye. o sırada muhafız beni gördü ve tutuklamaya çalıştı. konuşarak ikna etme yoluyla "bu bir imparatorluk sırrı gizli görevdeyim" dedim küçücük balta koca imparatorluğun neyine etki edecekse. baktım muhafız yemedi kaç seçeneğini işaretledim o sırada ara sahnede arkada da henry'nin arkadaşlarıyla ayyaş kavga ediyordu.
Mark Eldenring 25 Jul, 2022 @ 4:04pm 
muhafız beni yakaladı ve dövdü, henüz dövüş sistemini çözemedim oyunun. param olmadığı için hapse atıldım ve o sırada da curcuna gibi bir şey çıktı dışarıda, son sahnede de henry'nin hücre odasına alevler ve duman geldi ve siyah ekran çıkarak "oyun bitti, hapiste öldün" yazdı.
nilthegrey 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:09am 
karimin pesini birak
nilthegrey 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:35am 
Nau nau
Mark Eldenring 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:05am 
nau nau
Mark Eldenring 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16pm 
Where ride the Ali, gay sex shall follow.
Mark Eldenring 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:18pm 
hope you gift me just little stuff God Bless you man <3 :'(
Mark Eldenring 1 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03am 
Remember: When it's gotcha it's gotcha.
Mark Eldenring 23 May, 2022 @ 5:31pm 
12 Year old child in Dota, Avoid if you can. Thinks Kills matter in Dota. Should play Call of Duty instead
Mark Eldenring 23 May, 2022 @ 4:36pm 
This user gave me:

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· anxiety disorders
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· autism
· autoimmune diseases
· benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH)
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Mark Eldenring 13 May, 2022 @ 1:28pm 
the ebe is never the god is never the ebe is never the god is never the ebe is never the god is never the ebe is never the god is never the ebe is never the god is never the ebe is never the god is never the ebe is never the god is never the ebe is never the god is never the ebe is never the god is never the ebe is never the god is never the ebe is never the god is never
Mark Eldenring 24 Apr, 2022 @ 1:53pm 
Daddys fat,
Mommys fat,
So Im fat too.
Aprul 14nth
Mark Eldenring 28 Jan, 2022 @ 4:17pm 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦
Mark Eldenring 26 Jan, 2022 @ 7:21am 
Dear Friend,
Date:26/01/2022!

I am sending this e-mail to you base on your Information I got from the Foreign Affairs for Financial Business Transaction that may Benefits both of us. I trust that you will be in a good position to assist me to transfer the Funds Worth $9.7 Million USD into your Reliable bank account in your country.Hence this email to you, I need your Maximum Co-operation and Trustworthiness and when I receive your answer for wiliness. I shall give you full details on how the business will be execute.

I am waiting to hear from you.
Mr.BONI Morga.
Mark Eldenring 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:49am 
- ◄▓══════════════► + Cheat

- ◄▓══════════════► + Aim

- ◄▓══════════════► + Skill

- ◄══════▓════════► + Luck

- ◄══════════════▓► + GAY
Mark Eldenring 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28am 
nilthegrey 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:30pm 
I missed the part where that's my problem
Mark Eldenring 10 Jan, 2022 @ 10:54am 
L + cope + ratio + don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get good + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + not based + your’re white
Mark Eldenring 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:15pm 
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Mark Eldenring 3 Jan, 2022 @ 6:50am 
TIFU by creating a new tab on my best friend's phone

Last Friday, my best friend Ali and I were working on a project together. I forgot my phone that day, so I asked him if I could borrow his phone to look something up. I go on Safari and I press the tab button so I could create a new tab. Of course, doing this also shows the tabs that are currently open. Unfortunately, this meant that I would see something confidential. I saw a tab open of gay furry porn. Prior to this I did not know he was gay or a furry. From the shocked and disgusted look on my face, Ali realized what was happening and started crying and begging me to not say anything. After the class period ended, I did not see him for the rest of the day. I tried messaging him on Discord asking if he is ok but he has not responded.


TL;DR Pressed on the "tab" button on my best friend's phone so I could create a new tab and look something up and I found out he was into gay furry porn.
Mark Eldenring 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:51am 
spanks 🤙
Mark Eldenring 1 Jan, 2022 @ 7:16am 
sie kelimesini kullandığın her instanceta pipin 1 cm küçülsün, IQ'n 1 birim düşs
Mark Eldenring 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:00am 
No matter what life holds for me
I will miss the part where its my problem
This is my gift
My Curse
My Problem
Who am I?
I missed the part where that's my problem
Mark Eldenring 16 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52am 
Break the visually impaired blood brother.
Mark Eldenring 11 Dec, 2021 @ 1:03pm 
Korkmuyorum. Korku katilidir aklın. Korku mutlak yıkım getiren küçük ölümdür.
Mark Eldenring 10 Dec, 2021 @ 11:48am 
Şugarlığıma aldanıp saf olduğumu düşünme. İçimdeki yaraktık ölü değil, uykuda.
Mark Eldenring 10 Dec, 2021 @ 6:51am 
Mountain III: The Tunneling
Mark Eldenring 8 Dec, 2021 @ 2:31pm 
Greek noob go with chinese and call zeus hypokrit (op)
Kagnuss 28 Nov, 2021 @ 3:34am 
Onu senin söylememen lazımdı liseli!
Kagnuss 28 Nov, 2021 @ 3:33am 
KaJ. Ç.
Mark Eldenring 20 Nov, 2021 @ 3:26pm 
Loser should lose.
Mark Eldenring 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38am 
Your social credit score is -5^-123, you will be executed by ball electrocution at 25.10.2021 Tiannenmen Square (where nothing happened)
Mark Eldenring 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50am 
Technical Issues or "TI" is the biggest esport event in the worlds if we disregard Fortnite, League of Legends, Valorant, Hearthstone, CS:GO and Minecraft. It was started in 2011 by Valve, a company specialised in card games and hat-based scams.
Mark Eldenring 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am 
OH That's A BASEBALL!!
Mark Eldenring 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am 
At the time, it was known as the Year of the Consulship of ♥♥♥♥♥ and Apronianus
Mark Eldenring 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm 
-I am gay dont say any1
+ok
*hangs up and calls barbarhas in 200ms*
-y u say barbarhas??
+knk utku zaten söylicekti
Mark Eldenring 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm 
in russia don't has nogger stupid
Mark Eldenring 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am 
Slm Brother, I'm happy, my uncle, my haji, they found 2111 gold coins from the wife of half a meter of the barn. There are 7 stars and an ottoman tour picture on these gold, help us to dispose of them, we will eat them half and half, I can't leave the village, call me