Recent reviews by Goblin Mode

If you are not deploying to Malevelon Creek you don't care for democracy.

10/10 Will drop orbital strikes on my squad everyday.

Bannerlord is a pretty big disappointment. This game after the amount of dev time put in is not at all what it should be. I've played a whole lotta warband and can tell you that in this state it is not worth the price tag. Right now this game is a broken shell that has a lot of missing features from it's older counterpart. The multiplayer has removed the right to be the iconic naked man with skill and instead forces you to choose one of a select group of units. Depending on the faction there are different levels of inf cav or archers that cost different amount of money. Instead of the three classes and allowing you to choose whatever you want as warband did. The launcher itself is now divided into multiplayer or single player and in general seems ineffective from switching between the two. This game overall seems to have just regressed in comparison. to warband. I wanted to have my harvesting season and now I can't.

Stabbed a dinosaur in the ass with a fist and then fisted 5 dinosaurs who came at me and then got my throat ripped out how nice. 11/10 will fist dinosaurs again

Me and a group of friends wanted to praise the sun. We found our place in this game. All praise the almighty sun and play mount and blade warband and DLC for the sun. If you would like to praise the sun with me be my guest.