Recent reviews by Fanatic

Get a group of friends together, end up as the defense. The judge and Bailiff beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of the Prosecutor for 15 minutes and I get in good with the judge. I lose the case anyways and get turned into a duck for my troubles, 10/10 would split my sides watching a Canadian get assaulted in a court of law again.

Ugh, how many hours did I waste trying to play the game only to have 4 twitchy XBox kids hopped up on bang energy spawncamp me while shrieking on the mic? Couldn't just kill me and be done with it. The fact his happened isn't strange, the fact it repeatedly and regularly happens IS. Poorly balanced mess of a game which at the end of the day boils down to "Go to X, spam M1 and M2 at Y, Pick up Z, leave". Abandon more content rare, that'll help.

Uncap your FPS and tweak some settings (And check the Config file for a single typo in the word "Resolution". Random I know but it helps). This game's gorgeous, and extremely fun, not as hard as World so far but not as easy as Rise, it's its own thing. The only complaint is Capcom's insistence on sticking to the ludicrous new idea that 70 bucks is fair for new releases. If you can't stomach the price, fair enough, give it time and wait for a sale.

The visceral spray of Tyranid gore is the sweetest bliss, second only to the sound of rent ceramite and escaping heretic dust.

Short. Sweet. Tense. All the terror of "It Follows" mixed with the cursed PS1 aesthetic makes this a wonderful little game at a fair price. Pick it up for a fun hour or so of horror to stream to your friends.

Rockstar's solution to a multi-year problem with script kiddies going around pissing people off for cheap kicks is to implement a spyware that they'll find a workaround for in a month at the absolute most... Genius, you know what. Keep your spyware away from me. I'm not sticking around to see the cheaters return and STILL have a spyware on my PC.

It's a simple transaction valve, you give us a working game I vote up. Keep the bots away and we may consider unboxing some of the new crates, we may not. That's not important, what is important is you keeping this icon of gaming history functional. So far you've done well, keep it up and you'll have earned your reputation back to some limited extent. Let it slip and ♥♥♥♥ up again, then we go right back to negative reviews.

Right now, the game is bot free (For the most part). So what's not to love? It's Team Fortress, one of the all time best.

Hey. I told everyone when the Collection was announced it was stupid. I told them all we could still get both original games on a good sale for... What, 5 bucks? 7 Australian? If you bought the collection instead of the og versions that's your fault. Refund it and join us on the real Battlefront II classic, we're waiting for you soldiers.

I've played at least 5 different Versions of Skyrim but I can't remember ever buying Skyrim a single toddamn time. I think I have a perpetual Skyrim Curse because I have 3 Skyrims in my Library AND 2 on my XBox, if you or a loved one is suffering from perpetual Skyrim infections please seek immediate assistance from a hipster reviewer who hates Skyrim for the reason of it's currently trendy.

Explicitly worse controls than the first game, genuinely infuriating just to function and move/use items. Less flavor, less identity, and far worse balance overall. Just play Escapists 1.