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Second grade survival guide:

• second grade gets HARD. Stay on top of all your homework.

• in sexond grade you learn the hard $hit. Multiplication is no joke. may b get a tutor

• grammer and speling will kill you so practiece a lot

• dronk water

• study 40 hours a day

• dating gets real. this is the grade to get a serious boy/girlfriend. this isn’t 1st grade anymore. cooties aren’t a thing anymore.

• if u get a bad grade punch ur teacher in their crotch!

• 99.99% of people lose their virginity in 2nd grade. don’t get left behind

• girls: no more shopping at justice or baby gap anymore. shop at the real stores now. Like Victoria secret and brandy Melville

• guys: wear heelies to get all the hoes

• you should defiantly know where you wanna go to college at this point

• take all ap classes

• $hit your pants on the first day of school to assert your dominance

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"Cry is free" is one constantly used sentence to users who are complaining about something. But what most don't know, is that this sentence is actually a huge lie.

As far as we know, tears consist of water and 0,9 gram salt per litre. And both of these ingredients are not free.

Here I listed the price for 10 litre tears for the countries of the G8. I used the following formula (price is in US Dollar):

(Price 100 gram salt/100)x9 + (Price 1 cubic litre water/100) = Price for 10 Litre Tears

France: 0,20 $

Italy: 0,17 $

Germany: 0,19 $

United Kingdom: 0,22 $

USA: 0,18 $

Canada: 0,18 $

Japan: 0,18 $

Russia: 0,16 $

That means Russia has the cheapest cry.

Yo, I just got banned from the reloaded server from K9ECHO for fail-rp, i would put a ban appeal in the Discord however i am not a part of the discord so i thought this would be the next best this. Echo banned me because i accidentally slid into him with my motorcycle knocking him over, i drove over to him to apologize and about 3 seconds later i got banned for fail-rp, i hope to see my ban taken away because the reloaded server is one of my favorite servers.

Hello Kenneth,
We at Riot Games regret to inform you that your account has been Terminated after you have continuously been unsportsmanlike in League Of Legends. We will provide some instance below.

4/8/2021- “F.ucking Ni***r”, “FF15”

5/20/2021- “F****t”, “Cry is free”, “my virgin P***y”

5/21/2021- “F.uck off Ni***r”, “******” Little 14 year old Annie and her P***y”

We have only listed some of the most recent instances as the further we go back, the worse it gets.


Your account WILL NOT be reinstated.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see chinese men playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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