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+rep cute paws :3

+rep great guy!

I just ate Spicy Chicken Teriyaki and downed a whole thing of Cream Soda Dr. Pepper, and now it feels like my stomach is staging a coup d'état from within. If this is to be my final will and testament, carved into the annals of gastrointestinal tragedy, let it be known: I died as I lived — reckless, bloated, and slightly carbonated.

But before I am turned inside-out by the volatile chemical cocktail raging in my bowels, I have one plea. One sacred request. Do not — I repeat, DO NOT — release the filthy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ femboys from the basement.

Generations of inbreeding, forbidden science, and ungodly anime rituals have culminated in my magnum opus: a creature so feminine, so delicately cursed, that even the slightest exposure to natural light could undo centuries of cursed beauty. His hips defy Newton. His eyelashes whisper secrets. His itty bitty femboy clitty glows faintly in moonlight and hums Gregorian chants in its sleep.

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