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If you like the game play of Borderlands, you'll probably like 3. It's more Borderlands, with some enhancements to quality of life..

While Risk of Rain 2 is pretty, and it's certainly tough, it's extremely repetitive- with no progression beyond the normal loop, singular strategies for each character, and little to no information about the game world, Risk of Rain 2 needs a lot of worldbuilding.

So, I got this game during the steam summer sale for a HEAVY DISCOUNT. Like, only 3 bucks or so. But honestly? I should have paid full price- this game is so much fun! Each attack has its own placement- no two attacks are quite the same. Even the basic attacks of each element have heavy differences between all 5 arcanas! I wish there was a bit more customization, but overall, you should get this game! Take it from the Punchwizard!

This is a story about a boy who wanted an uncle.

No- not this game. But the review. The boy wanted an uncle- the only one he knew had gone away a long time ago. People said he was in jail. And so the boy grew up, never knowing extended family. And yet, by some stroke of luck, his best friend- who he had known since first grade- knew this. And bought him this game.

For the first time, the boy could go look for his uncle- lose himself in the fantasy and imagine he was REALLY looking for his uncle. Through echoing caves, windy skies, frozen paths- he kept searching, and searching, and searching for his uncle.

And when the time came that he found him, the boy was happy.

He had found his uncle at long last.

Well, holy crap.

Originally, this game was reccomended to me by a friend who annoyed me relentlessly about it. But then, after about 3 years, I was shown again- Some actual gameplay this time, from someone new. And holy crap.

To put it simply, space ninjas fight ultimate racists and merchant cult- also zombies are involved.

You have two ways to play.

Either you can pay attention and do your job, using mop and broom to dispose of a grisly incident that took place before you arrived, and make sure to utilitize the surrounding area...

Or you can slap stuff with a bloody mop until everything's bloody, drawing ♥♥♥♥♥ on the walls in blood, like a grisly porn artist.

Featuring an interesting system of combat, a tide-turning gameplay feature of 'Tears', and the ABILITY TO SEND CROWS AT YOUR ENEMIES, Bioshock Infinite is the #1 racist-punching game of every year.

Picking up from my last Hotli-And I died. ♥♥♥♥.

Right, retry. Use the dual-wield of Mark to clear that hallway with the spinning do, just in time to get my neck taken out by a dog practicing surgery. Retry.
Enter as the swans. Start chopping enemies apart as I also shoot them with the second person- And I've been taken out by a shotgun blast from offscreen. Retry.
Enter as Corey the Zebra, start rolling all over the place, dodging bullets- and an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ got the drop on me and shot me while I was standing up, not rolling. Retry.
Enter as Mark the Tiger, and start punching everything. Use baiting tactics to take people out with FISTS OF FURY. Actually complete the stage. Retr-Wait, what? I did it? Cool. NEXT STA-And I was shot by a newcomer to the building.

Retry.

Start the heist by grabbing the thermite drill, throwing it into the vault area (DO NOT SET IT UP YET.), and grabbing a keycard. Immediately neutralize the cameraman through melee weaponry. Don't forget your cable ties when you go out there, shouting at the civillians to get down- Wait, you forgot cable ties? Welp, looks like you're going loud. Shame you only brought your low-damage, high-concealment guns. As a thousand different heavy-duty enemies descend on you like a squadron of armored bats, the last thing that goes through your mind is a chunk of lead in the shape of a bullet. It's a bullet. You got shot.

This is a very fun game.

Step 1: Open the door, cracking the guy in the back of the head- and get shot immediately because there was a guy off-screen with a shotgun. RETRY!

Step 1: Open the door, grab the guy's gun and immediately fire at the direction where the shots came from last time. Step 2: Remember to continually fire as enemies are mowed dow- And you're dead because of a dog that came in from your side. RETRY.

Step 1: Play it by ear. Somehow? Don't die.

You can tell why I like this game.