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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:19pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:26pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:53pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:27am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:51am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:18pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:29pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:58pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:58pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:22am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:35am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:43am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:33pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:42pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:48pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:56pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:15pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:36pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:09pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:17am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:27am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:50pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:28pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:53am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:53am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:53am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:47pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:48pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:23pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:46pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:13pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:41pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:41pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:18pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:53pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:28pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:41am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:42pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:44pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:05am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:48pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:04pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:20am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:15pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:36am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:50pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:58pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:07pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:28am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:32am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:34pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:47am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:27am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:29pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:50am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:38pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:29pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:09am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:56pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:28pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:13am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 3:24am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 3:24am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:19am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:08pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:00am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:21pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:31pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:18pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:49am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:11pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:36am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:34am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:38pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:14am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:15am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:50am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:14am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:04pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 4:02pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:31pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:45pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:02pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:13am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:13am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:28pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:02am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:08am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:05pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:27am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:59pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:54am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:51pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:33pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:30am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 4:04am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:33pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:33pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 3:42am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:35pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:51am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:08am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:48pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:59pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:33pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:14am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:14am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:35am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:49am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:49am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:34pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:31pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:49pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:30pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:14am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:49am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:29am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:08pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:24am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:50pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:18pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:39am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:33pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:04am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:28pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:35pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:49pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:53pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:53pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:02pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:05pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:32pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:05pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:47am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:09am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:46pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:00pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:29pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:09am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:58am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:49am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:49am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:45pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:33pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 3:26am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:08am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:55am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:26pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:11pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:11pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:22am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:34am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 2:42am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 4:52am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 5:26am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:46pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:36pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:25am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:27pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:11am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:09am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:22pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:50am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:27pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:59am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:49am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:53pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:34pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:09am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:09am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:49am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:39pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:43pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:49pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:55pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:21am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:49am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 6:57am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:12pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:11pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:15pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:13pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:22pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:02am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:34am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:00am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:24am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:13am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:53am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:18am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:04pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:09am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:49am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:46pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:35am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:49am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:49am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:49am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:49pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:50pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:33pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:20pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 3:26am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:18am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:48am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:48am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 10:01am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:39pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:55pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:05pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 3:23am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 4:19am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:31am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:15am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:24am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:41pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:50am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:52am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:14am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:16am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:41am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:26pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:32pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:33pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:46pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:55pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:31am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:00pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:37am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:51am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:54pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:07pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:46pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:04pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:49am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:27pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:06pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:07pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:35pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:18pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:41am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:48am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:09am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:35am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:38am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:22am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:32am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:54am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 3:45am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:32am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:35pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:35pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:51am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 1:51am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:30am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:31am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:20pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:07am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:53am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:48am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:41am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:32am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:46pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:49pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:46pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:52pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:47am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:01pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:24pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:38am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:13am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:23am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:25am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:38am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:27am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:27am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:42am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:31am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:30am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:31am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:39am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:39am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:38am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:39am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:35pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:36pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:35pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:36pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:37pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:35pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:35pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:35pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:37pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:38pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:38pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:38pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:38pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:38pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:47am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 4:52am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:48am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:38am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:19pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:32pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:16am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:18am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:38am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:23am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:37pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:41am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:38pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:39pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:46pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:46pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:46pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:49pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:02pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:09am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:21pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:38am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:11am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:22am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:25am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:25am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:02pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:34am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:38am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:22am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:23am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:26am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:22am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:30am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:30am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:22am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:22am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:27am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:39am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:42am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:43am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:44pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:56pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 4:13pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 2:53am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:41pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 11:30pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 6:23am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:35am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:35am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:40am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:40am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:40am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:32am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:37am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:43am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:43am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:41am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:41am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:35pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:22am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:23am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:15am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:22am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:22am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:25am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:30am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:30am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:39am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:39am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:48am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:23pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:34pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 3:30am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:31am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:04am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:25am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:30am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:30am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:37pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:41am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:39pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:37am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:43am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:26am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:16am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 2:42am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:21am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:23pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:17am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 7:00am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:38am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:22am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:30am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:39am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:39am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:05pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:41am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:39pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:39am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:39am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:41am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:43am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:43am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:43am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:40am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:40am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:32am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 9:37am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 7:51am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 7:51am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:42am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:46am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:42am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 8:20am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:31am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:42am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:44am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:41am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:41am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:43am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:43am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:43am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:58pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:27am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:27am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:25am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:27am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:27am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:32am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:32am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:56pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:39am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:27am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:27am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:27am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:30am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:32am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:32am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:41am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:33pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:06am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:31am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:22am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:30am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:39am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:39am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:39am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:33am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:42am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:39pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:16am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:24am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:07pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:23am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:42am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:41am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:41am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:41am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:43am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:43am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 9:34am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 12:44pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:45pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:03pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:41pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:47pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:47pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:47pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:47pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 1:15pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:57pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 5:25pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 3:27pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 9:56am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 5:25am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:35pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 1:36pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:06pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 2:34pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:50pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:22pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:08am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:31am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:18am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:24am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:29am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:30am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:41am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:41am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:42am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:42am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:40am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:30am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:43am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:39pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:27am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:27am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:30am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:32am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:41am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:41am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:41am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:41am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:41am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:41am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:41am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:42am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:29pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 9:38am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:44am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 9:38am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 9:34am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 9:34am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:49am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:28am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 9:48am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 9:38am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 3:45pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 9:34am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 9:34am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:40am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 9:46am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 3:45pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 3:45pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 9:34am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 9:34am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:20pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:47am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:40am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:47am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 2:30am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 9:38am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 3:24am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 4:19am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:02am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:24am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:29am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:31am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:31am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:39am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:39am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:39am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:39am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 9:37am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 6:57am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:31am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:43am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:39pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:27am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:30am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:41am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:41am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:41am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:41am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:41am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:41am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:41am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:42am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 9:37am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 6:23am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:21am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:54pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:31pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:40am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:41am