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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of female human and male Pokémon breeding, Typhlosion is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, typhlosion are an average of 5”7’ tall and 153.9 pounds, this means they’re ♥♥♥♥♥ are large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥! and with their impressive Base Stats for SP and access to Blaze, when it gets tired, it will spring back to life for more! Due to their mostly mammel based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Typhlosion would be incredibly warm, so warm that you could easily have sex with one for hours without ever being bored.

Rules for Kitten
1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm.
2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.
3. Eat at least two meals a each day.
4. Eat one healthy snack each day.
5. No self-harm. -> Come talk to Daddy if you need support!
6. No lying to Daddy. -> 7. Respect Daddy. <-
7. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.
8. You must compliment yourself at least once per day.
9. Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after you - you belong to Daddy!
10. No drinking without permission.
11. No Drugs.
12. No eating after 8 pm. -> 14. You may not please yourself outside of playtime with daddy. «-Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not. Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.

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Go play another scav run, euroboy

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