Errungenschaftsfortschritt von Fadlpappn in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Am 29. Juni 2014 um 6:53 freigeschaltet

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Am 29. Juni 2014 um 9:11 freigeschaltet

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Am 29. Juni 2014 um 15:18 freigeschaltet

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Am 18. Juli 2014 um 9:22 freigeschaltet

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Am 29. Juni 2014 um 8:27 freigeschaltet

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Am 18. Juli 2014 um 11:08 freigeschaltet

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Am 29. Juni 2014 um 7:50 freigeschaltet

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Am 29. Juni 2014 um 14:55 freigeschaltet

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Am 30. Juni 2014 um 6:02 freigeschaltet

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Am 30. Juni 2014 um 7:32 freigeschaltet

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Am 30. Juni 2014 um 13:04 freigeschaltet

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Am 3. Juli 2014 um 9:14 freigeschaltet

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Am 4. Juli 2014 um 2:06 freigeschaltet

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Am 22. Juli 2014 um 8:50 freigeschaltet

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Am 29. Juni 2014 um 9:25 freigeschaltet

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Am 29. Juni 2014 um 14:29 freigeschaltet

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Am 21. Juli 2014 um 10:53 freigeschaltet

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Am 18. Juli 2014 um 14:59 freigeschaltet

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Am 18. Juli 2014 um 6:47 freigeschaltet

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Am 22. Juli 2014 um 7:30 freigeschaltet

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Am 30. Juni 2014 um 5:22 freigeschaltet

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Am 21. Juli 2014 um 11:22 freigeschaltet

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Am 30. Juni 2014 um 13:46 freigeschaltet

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Am 21. Juli 2014 um 11:59 freigeschaltet

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Am 30. Juni 2014 um 8:01 freigeschaltet

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Am 29. Juni 2014 um 8:13 freigeschaltet

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Am 29. Juni 2014 um 6:54 freigeschaltet

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Am 30. Juni 2014 um 5:56 freigeschaltet

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Am 18. Juli 2014 um 9:21 freigeschaltet

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Am 22. Juli 2014 um 10:28 freigeschaltet

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Am 18. Juli 2014 um 9:24 freigeschaltet

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Am 30. Juni 2014 um 6:59 freigeschaltet

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Am 3. Juli 2014 um 11:21 freigeschaltet

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Am 18. Juli 2014 um 7:13 freigeschaltet

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Am 18. Juli 2014 um 15:48 freigeschaltet

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Am 18. Juli 2014 um 7:39 freigeschaltet

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Am 22. Juli 2014 um 8:27 freigeschaltet

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Am 29. Juni 2014 um 7:06 freigeschaltet

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Am 30. Juni 2014 um 5:21 freigeschaltet

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Am 30. Juni 2014 um 7:29 freigeschaltet

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Am 29. Juni 2014 um 14:58 freigeschaltet

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Am 18. Juli 2014 um 16:37 freigeschaltet

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Am 21. Juli 2014 um 13:50 freigeschaltet

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Am 18. Juli 2014 um 9:45 freigeschaltet

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Am 29. Juni 2014 um 8:27 freigeschaltet

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Am 17. Juli 2014 um 12:28 freigeschaltet

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Am 29. Juni 2014 um 8:05 freigeschaltet

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Am 29. Juni 2014 um 7:53 freigeschaltet

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Am 21. Juli 2014 um 11:05 freigeschaltet

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Am 29. Juni 2014 um 8:58 freigeschaltet

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Am 29. Juni 2014 um 7:05 freigeschaltet

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Am 29. Juni 2014 um 8:26 freigeschaltet

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Am 29. Juni 2014 um 8:02 freigeschaltet

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Am 18. Juli 2014 um 8:54 freigeschaltet

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Am 29. Juni 2014 um 8:27 freigeschaltet

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Am 30. Juni 2014 um 5:23 freigeschaltet

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Am 3. Juli 2014 um 9:27 freigeschaltet

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Am 18. Juli 2014 um 9:47 freigeschaltet

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Am 18. Juli 2014 um 12:56 freigeschaltet

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Am 18. Juli 2014 um 13:26 freigeschaltet

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Am 18. Juli 2014 um 16:07 freigeschaltet

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Am 18. Juli 2014 um 17:06 freigeschaltet

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Am 18. Juli 2014 um 16:38 freigeschaltet

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Am 21. Juli 2014 um 12:14 freigeschaltet

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Am 18. Juli 2014 um 16:28 freigeschaltet

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Am 18. Juli 2014 um 15:54 freigeschaltet

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Am 4. Juli 2014 um 2:08 freigeschaltet

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

2 / 10

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