My ranking for the best animes of all time <3 <3 <3

Attack on Titan
It’s like a meat salad of childhood trauma and the eternally unfulfilled desire for human connection. Perfect if you want to feel emotionally drained while having nightmares about being devoured. After every episode, I feel as empty as my social life.

Sword Art Online
Finally, an anime that shows me how cool it is to be trapped in a video game – because reality hasn’t made sense for me in years. Too bad there’s no reset button for my pathetic existence, but hey, at least I’m not dead here. Yet.

One Piece
An endless stream of ship voyages and fights that reminds me how aimless my own life is. I’ve been searching for treasure for 900 episodes and all I’ve found is crippling existential dread.

Demon Slayer
Demon Slayer’s animation is breathtaking, but the characters have all the depth of wet cardboard. It’s like watching someone read bad Wattpad fanfiction with pretty visuals as a distraction from how soulless everything is.

Neon Genesis Evangelion
Neon Genesis Evangelion is basically an overpriced therapy session where everyone yells at you about their unresolved daddy issues. It’s like watching a giant robot anime and accidentally stumbling into someone’s emotional breakdown. Awkward.

My Hero Academia
My Hero Academia is what happens when you take every superhero cliché, pour sugar on it, and leave it to rot in the sun. Perfect for people who think watching teenagers cry while talking about friendship is character development.