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13 people found this review helpful
7.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Just sad. This is one of the first stops I made after upgrading to a new rig so I could try out the game mechanics with an actual framerate, come to find out they are shutting down. Instead of jumping ship or losing licensing, I wish developers would be able to just release the tools and let the community take over. This is happening all too often with great and unique titles such as OTWD, Deathgarden, many others, and now this which likely had the most potential out of them all.
Posted 9 October.
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1 person found this review helpful
28.9 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The stealth game I never knew I needed. Tango down!
Posted 3 March, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
40.1 hrs on record (28.7 hrs at review time)
I particularly enjoy the Nazi Zombies mode. Almost has an arcade rhythm to it
Posted 10 June, 2020.
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4.7 hrs on record
Currently lacks a fair matchmaking system as there is rarely a competitive fight. Seldom is there a match where both teams, as well as all team members are at an equally competent skill level.

You're either wrecking the other team to boredom ...or they are rolling your entire team ...or you are carrying your entire team in an impossible fight ...or all of your teammates are hoarding the kills. Then... every once in a great while, you get to experience a classic Halo match where everyone has close to the same mettle and whether you win or lose, you had a fun, challenging match.

P.S. Until they fix this, you're going to continue seeing a lot of people leaving the matches, or going AFK with the minimum key activity needed to wait the entire match out.
Posted 20 December, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
There are barely any players, please consider dropping the price if you care about the multiplayer element
Posted 2 July, 2019. Last edited 3 July, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
49.6 hrs on record (11.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Get ready to have your face blown off by sound-rippling shards of barbed wire... Get ready for dying and losing your favorite characters on the daily... Get ready for spontaneously generated, confederate-themed, random name garble... Yes! Get ready to tread the muddied Georgian swamps with epic recruits such as the one and only "Jermanius Juxtaposition Jaxton", or the legendary "Vermaximillion Cornhuskwallace". No... it's not Key & Peele... this is HUNT: Showdown!

Everything is fine and dandy with a bottle of brandy... until you hit level 16, then the game suddenly takes a sharp dive and punishes you around every corner <insert metaphor for life here>. Did I mention the part about dying a lot and losing all of your $#!7 ?? I don't think I stressed that enough, so let me explain it again. YOU DIE.. AND LOSE ALL OF YOUR CRAP.. A LOT (**see footnote for additional reminder). So... if your character even makes it to the required level 25 to cash him in for cheap booze and undead wasp wenches at your local saloon, please just retire the poor, wearied soul... or at least have the decency to give him a quick, honorable death like you did for Bessie, the undead, however, loyal hay cart horse.

No wonder so many of the characters have facial scars, burnt-off eyebrows and bloodshot eyes (if they aren't already wearing eyepatches over both eye sockets). Don't get too attached to that belt-fed revolver, or that poncho, however glourious it may flicker against the wind, because you're under a lease and your contract is about to expire.

*suspiciously eyes both directions* Everything belongs to the swamp my friend, "whispers* ...everrrythhhing.


Footnotes:
Section IV - Article XII
**YOU DIE.. AND LOSE ALL OF YOUR CRAP.. A LOT
Posted 17 June, 2019. Last edited 2 July, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
13.9 hrs on record (13.7 hrs at review time)
If you're thinking this game is going to play like a multiplayer / co-op version of the original Tenchu for PS1, this game is going to play like a multiplayer / co-op version of the original Tenchu for PS1.

Also includes a level editor!
Posted 9 August, 2018.
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