Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* I was in the supermarket and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said, "Are you two an item?"
ㅤ* A man went to the doctor, "Look doc", he said, "I can't stop my hands from shaking."
"Do you drink much?" asked the doctor.
"No", replied the man, "I spill most of it."
ㅤ* Television is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*

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Have a good start to the week