walking home today some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bumped into me and instantly started talking ♥♥♥♥ about aluminium being the best metal. i tried to remain calm and explained to him that iron was actually the best metal, but he wouldn't take a hint. he started throwing around words like "rust" and i lost it. punched him right in his aluminium loving ♥♥♥♥ face.
i hate aluminium so damn much.