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8.55 inches long. 3.75 inches wide. uncut. curves slightly to the left. tip is F7BFD3 pink, shaft is a creamy brown. Four distinct veins with the longest ranging from the base to the tip on the middle right side. excretion is macaroon cream and trimmed but not clean shaven.

Someone becomes the "Pissler" instead of the "Rizzler" when their attempts at charm or charisma completely miss the mark, resulting in awkward, cringe-worthy disasters. The Rizzler is smooth and effortlessly captivating, but the Pissler stumbles through interactions with clunky lines, misplaced confidence, and no ability to recover. Enter C0ckmaster420, the ultimate Pissler. At a party, instead of striking up a natural conversation, they lead with, "Hey, wanna see my Minecraft world?" and proudly show off a dirt house on their phone. When their crush doesn’t react with excitement, they panic and say, "Guess you don’t get talent," digging themselves deeper. The vibe shifts from awkward to unbearable as they try too hard to salvage the moment. Unlike the Rizzler, who leaves people wanting more, C0ckmaster420 leaves people wishing they could escape. They don’t just fail at rizz—they redefine awkwardness, earning their spot as the Pissler icon.

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