Josรฉ Juan รlvarez
Committing War crimes with   Israel
 
 
๐ŸŽ ๐™ž ๐™ก๐™ค๐™ซ๐™š ๐™๐™ค๐™ง๐™จ๐™š๐™จ ๐™—๐™ค๐™ค๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™š๐™ง ๐™—๐™ค๐™ญ ๐™ค๐™ฅ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ ๐ŸŽ
:steamsalty: ๐™„๐™ข๐™–๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™š ๐™๐™–๐™ซ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ ๐™– ๐™‘๐˜ผ๐˜พ/๐™‚๐™–๐™ข๐™š ๐˜ฝ๐™–๐™ฃ ๐™ก๐™ข๐™–๐™ค :steamsalty:
:HentaiGirlAngel_error: ๐”๐ง๐ฌ๐จ๐ฅ๐ข๐œ๐ข๐ญ๐ž๐ ๐“๐ซ๐š๐๐ž ๐Ž๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ = ๐ˆ๐ง๐ฌ๐ญ๐š๐ง๐ญ ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐ค & ๐‘๐ž๐ฉ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ :HentaiGirlAngel_error:
:papyruswacky:๐’๐ž๐ฅ๐Ÿ-๐๐ซ๐จ๐œ๐ฅ๐š๐ข๐ฆ๐ž๐ ๐Œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž๐ฅ๐จ๐ซ๐ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐œ๐จ๐จ๐ฅ ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ๐จ๐ง. :sans:
:steamsad:I miss the golden years of Steam: 2007-2015:steamsad:
:sans: The "Fอuอcอkอ it, we ball" inside me burns brighter than the "Seek professional help" around me. :vaporwave:

[FOXY], you've probably forgotten about me by now, but if by some miraculous chance you're reading this, I hope you're doing well and that you reach out to me again once you've dealt with whatever you're going through. I miss you and am grateful for the great memories we've made together. I hope we can play on bbg_cave again again, for old times' sake.
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quote wall gang gang (archive)
# of times Steam Deleted my Quote Wall: 3
More Quotes [pastebin.com]
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have to censor with *'s cause steam is becoming a snowflake nowdays, sad.
Sir Foxy The Car Fax Agent: You're going to rot in chicken. i mean prision.
6:21 PM - Sir Foxy The Car Fax Agent: hmm to me you seem to be a female dog tastytreats
12:58 PM - Sir Foxy The Car Fax Agent: F*CK THIS SOUP IS HOT
Sir Foxy The Car Fax Agent: GODD*MMIT SOME F*KCING JACK*SS KEEPS RACING OUTSIDE AND ITS SO LOUD
Mesozoic Man: He'll figure out your Computer's ID and address
(1/22 22:03) MattMiller: YOU NEED HELP YOU WINDOW LICKING CRAYON EATER
Ajit Pai : fighting these f*cking pyros is harder than fighting for net neutrality
*DEAD* Do U No Da Wae | SavageCabbage2: WTF THIS MARKET GARDENER DOESNT F*CKING WORK
*DEAD* a sh*tload of silver coins: u taunt one more time im killing myself irl and putting ur gamertag in my suicide note
gmancool: im gonna crack a vase over your pathetic head
oษ”แด‰N: croiss let me suck your two inch c*ck u f*cking h*mo
oษ”แด‰N: wow white kid pretending to be a n*gger on the internet
*DEAD* [47e]Redsecure: super cool spy main
f*gola : how does one become the jetpack man
Reisu(WOKE) : na cuz un like u i have the brain power to type fast
index card : your'e mom smell like grilled cheese
BearBytes : i think croiss is hacking
*DEAD* DeepFriedWater : omg pyro is the hardest class in the game
cel : Croiss the 1 health warrior
*DEAD* I Have.. : well im off to f*ck my self in hightower so bai
Kor : im in a n*ggers garden
MJ Cordeiro : Croiss go f*ck yourself. MJ Cordeiro left the game (Disconnect by user.)
*DEAD* Toro : team filled with f*ckin fruits
Toro : no wonder we're losing, instead of chasing the intel this kid chasing d*ck
DEAD* Toro : what you want some d*ck or somethin
Bones : no h*mo but finna f*ck croiss
Taylor from Marketing : TF2 is my favorite anime
big : i am c*m
*DEAD* Valley : owned? or is it street language; dog?
Viva ํƒœ์–‘์ ˆ : wow you are so good please impregnate every female in my family please
*DEAD* Skippy Dinglechalk : youre a tryharding cheeto dust fingered weeaboo
V A P O R _C U B E: Decaf is basically diet coffee
YAY : croiss is my favorite anime
*DEAD* Hypstersaurus : baguette boi on the run
Deucecanady XFIST: my d*ck is spaghetti
MommyMothra : pump me full of so much c*m you can shake me up and use me like a whip cream can
*DEAD* watylicious : croiss youre a filthy memelord and i hate you
Hobbes: +rep Killed me with a shotgun so many times I've decided to actually use one on myself.
rudolph : bro croiss is taxic
*DEAD* NickBee : oh god he has binds yea i'm out NickBee left the game (Disconnect by user.)
Greg Heffley: can you please leanr how to spell. Greg Heffley left the game (Disconnect by user.)
[01:20] [All] Big Boi Rice 8THOT (Yasuo): There's like 40 black people eating mcchickens using the wifi rn
BronzeK38: Yeah dude just let me go outside and turn down nature.
Ratty: n*gga croiss ids sdead now you are killed him
Ratty: how do i choke someone out through the internet
Ratty 05/06/2020 im gonna drink your bones stupid
ใ‚‚ใ‚Š : I want to lather the sniper with raspberry scented lotion
BronzeK38: Cat girls are a plague on this world that no doctor can cure
Croiss: My 2nd name is Pasta Croiss, I am the Gordon Ramsay of Pasta.
Zan: this kid smells like gas station potato wedges bro
B00M: How long does it take for a horse to f*cking sh*t
B00M: i need food so my horse can f*cking sh*ttttttttt
Danish Dog: come on horses please sh*t on my floor
BigSmoke โ€” 10:58 PM: Croiss call a bomb threat to the store so i can leave
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nazi claiming a slave, 1942 colorized
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A guide on how to get 6 Magic Plants of Isola and what their effects are.
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The most recently added killer as of chapter 12. Includes: - Playermodel - C_Arms - All Skins (Prestige, White, Blue, Red) - Mask Bodygroup - Body Bodygroup But please, do not lean around corners.
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$764 "DLC" for the full game.

Go fอuอcอkอ yourselves, EA.
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i like spending thousands of dollars on virtual hats hoping someone will stroke my ego and willy by complementing me on my several thousand dollar virtual hats ingame.

i buy keys to make valve richer and to promote "gambling lootboxes" by acting like a mentally ill problem gambler to try to get a small chance to get a funny hat thats on fire from a lootbox akin to a slot machine jackpot.

pleas gib em moni for keys.

11/29/24 Update: Updated for Steam Awards 2024.
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why are some of my keys darker than others?
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Monster Girl Enthusiast
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Sonic Adventure 2 - escape from the city song
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I know some of you want to have fun in DbD, and since this is a Killer guide you may think it impossible, but I assure you this isn't the case. also this guide seems a bit ironic since Danny Johnson doesn't have a good relationship with the cops. also-also
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I love Bakugan
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byteframe 2024 ๅนด 3 ๆœˆ 20 ๆ—ฅ ไธ‹ๅˆ 11:34 
:Lili: | :rwAngry: | :Sirrah: | :sachi_komine: | :sakurafantasyethy: | :hugo: | :ASFSHonoka: | :elf_archer: | :loren: | :Cleopatra: | :gs_lol: | :CatRia: | :ftm2_jack: | :asuka: | :thora: | :qq4_egirl: | :joyfin: | :Resh_Emoticon: | :nursejulie1: |

Any wizard bright enough to survive for five minutes was also bright enough
to realise that if there was any power in demonology, then it lay with the
demons. Using it for your own purposes would be like trying to beat mice to
death with a rattlesnake.
-- Why summoning demons is a Bad Idea
(Terry Pratchett, Eric)


:scarygirl: | :HbFireGirl: | :NannyBrown: | :Milla: | :ginhappy: | :lunareally: | :sofya: | :NightVigilClover: | :CatStarla: | :tnlt_sophie: | :medoll: | :weelisa: | :elenashame: | :thankyou: | :gwenda: | :mw1_mermaid: | :DemonLady: | :serpent_helen: | :karina_stream:
byteframe 2023 ๅนด 12 ๆœˆ 5 ๆ—ฅ ไธ‹ๅˆ 6:14 
:violettOK::weelisa::charlotte::ohh_yeah::wnoannemarie:
:yueqingshu::qq4_hwoman::sakurafantasyethy::qq4_equeen:
:At2_Meya::maddie::interesting:
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Mal: "This distress call wouldn't be taking place in someone's pants, would
it?"
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:eliselaugh::OMG_Amanda::batakun:
:nlaItsuki::dnage_cd::SSAlraune::SanaeKochiya:
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SSA โ‡† SPELLS 2023 ๅนด 11 ๆœˆ 21 ๆ—ฅ ไธŠๅˆ 4:52 
adding to discuss a possible trade
๐Ÿค˜โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ (Owner) 2023 ๅนด 1 ๆœˆ 7 ๆ—ฅ ไธŠๅˆ 6:13 
your tf2 items are better on our
่‘ฆๅ jenkataimu 2022 ๅนด 12 ๆœˆ 29 ๆ—ฅ ไธ‹ๅˆ 8:14 
f:ujel:ggot
Eniter 2022 ๅนด 8 ๆœˆ 14 ๆ—ฅ ไธŠๅˆ 3:41 
Hey man, I have the :KYS: emoji, wondering whether you're still interested.