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I have fallen into addiction.
This game took everything from me.
Please... please don't get this game.
It's evil.
But it feels so good.
I have never smoked heroin but this is what it must feel like.
This game will consume you, take everthing.
I once had a future. Once had family, friends. I miss them so much. I cannot remember their faces.
But I must continue.

I thought that I could speed up this end game and continue on with my life with the help of mods, but they only made things worse. The game tripled in complexity.
I'm just so lost.
I make sandwhiches automatically, so my brain can devote 100% of its power to playing more of this hellish automation game.

I've barded myself up in my apartment. I can hear the aliens outside knocking on my door for rent.
I'm working on a turret to replace my doormat.
I've only tried replacing the feeling I get with drugs or hookers but nothing gives me the feeling I get from this game.
I cannot stop.
Please.
If you value your free time, don't get this game.
It will consume you like it consumed me.
Its too late for me but you still have a chance.

Okay? BattleField? Okay so spawncamping salty noobs and jet ramming all over again? NOPE! Its completely AI so I no longer feel bad about my god awful conection and having no friends.

Liked Bf4, bf3, or bf1?
Checkout Button is up top

Basically its like Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator had a child with the entire Battlefield series, but the child grew inside of totally accurate battle simulator.



I've seen the horrors of war unfold in the game:
-Was with my squad that I randomly selected out of my 100 teamates
-6 People, all good men. Charlie, Winston, Garry, Sulivan, Mark, And Max
-Since I was the squad leader, I took point.
-It was dark, I couldnt see a thing. These Piece of ♥♥♥♥ Night vision goggles barely illuminated our path.
-I took the squad into a jeep. I was rolling with Charlie, Max and Garry. The others were right on our tail. In a jeep as
well.
-We took the first objective with ease. I remember thinking that it was way too quiet.
-As we were advancing to the second objective, I heard a rocket. I turned to see half my squad explode in thier jeep.
-We opened fire on the hilltops. I saw Winston, what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trooper he was, attempt to get up. His attemps were
futile as a stray bullet lodged in the side of his head. I remember thinking about his wife back home, and if I was ever
going to get out of this alive.
-Max, completely ignoring the hailstorm of bullets took down at least 6 with the .50 on the jeep before the entire
jeep exploded and rolled on its side. I didn't even look back. I couldn't. No-one could of survived a hit like that.
-Through the storm of bullets I saw a friendly tank, I don't even know thier names, drive straight into the pile of
enemies, trying to save what little squad I had left.
-Me, Charlie and Garry were cowered behind the burning remainder of the jeep, the stench I still remember to this
day. I Saw many of my teamates fall, thier blood sprayed across the road. I Instantly knew what I had to do. I Told
Charlie and Garry to fall back to our first objective.
-While they ran, I loaded my gun and I just started spraying the hilltop, giving the best chance to my brave
front-line soliders that I possibly could. As I looked back to reload, I saw Garry fall. He never got back up.
-As I looked into the fire and war, I knew I was surrounded. I took my gun in hand. Thinking this was the last
thing I'd ever hold.
-I broke cover, I swear everthing seemed to slow down. I took down 4 guys before they even turned to face me.
-As they started shooting, I took a bullet to the shoulder and fell on my back. Looking up to the sky I said my
final goodbyes to this war filled world.
-The enemies approched, still shooting, possibly thinking I was more then one. I smiled through the dirt and
dust the bullets were kicking up.
-They approched, as I thought that this was the way I'd go out.
-Then I heard twin .50 caliber weapons spray. It was the airforce. I had never seen the pilot in my life. And I
never got the chance too. His shooting was extremely accurate. I watched the enimies rip apart in front of
my very eyes.
-I took my chance and ran. I rejoined with Charlie on objective A.

I never really got over how much fun that was.

>Played it on the xbox 360 and enjoyed it? For some reason its fun to play again. Get this if its on sale. Make sure to have friends.
>Don't know whar CMZ is? This game is probably not for you. Its a nostalgic thing...