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I'd like to speak to your manager i said, as i watched the tears start to roll down the teens face.
Y-yes ma'am
After a few minutes and plenty of grunts, the manager appeared.
He was scared, nervous, and very uncomfortable, knowing what was about to happen.
What's t-the problem ma'am?
My child threw his toy out the window and now it's broken. I demand a full refund and an apology. I said, brimming with confidence.
Bu-but ma'am, it's your childs fault for throwing it out the window! We can't refund you for that.
He said.
Then he realised his mistake, but before he could say anything else, i had already smashed the cash register.
HOW DARE YOU SAY IT WAS THE FAULT OF MY SWEET BABY ANGEL, HE CAN NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG! DO YOU KNOW THAT HIS IQ IS 134? THAT'S FAR ABOVE YOU! HE'LL BE YOUR BOSS IN NO TIME YOU INSIGNIFICANT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! LET ME TALK TO YOUR MANAGER, YOU'RE GETTING FIRED! I said, while throwing around most of the items in the store.

I didn't want to be one of "those guys" who brag about their "intellect", but I would be truly lying if I didn't say that I think I'm on a different level than the majority of the population, but it's not really a blessing, it's more of a curse. Once woman find out, they latch on like leeches because they know I might be a millionaire someday. Other men become defensive and try to fight me with their fists. I'm not a fighter and yes, I probably would be a better lover to your girlfriend because I'm able to think on their level just as much as other numerous levels. And it's scary sometimes how deep my psyche goes sometimes.