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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 11:53am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 10:28am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 12:37pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 4:27am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 6:23am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 1:38am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 3:06pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 4:52am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 12:10pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 1:16am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 4:55am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 4:56pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 4:56pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 2:36am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:20pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 10:39am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 6:29am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 10:39am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 6:51am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 4:57am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:33am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 6:29am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 4:38am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 2:12pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 2:12pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 4:53pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 2:16pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 4:22pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 2:53am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 11:53am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 4:55am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 5:02am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 5:10am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 12:19am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 3:44pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 7:28am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 6:48am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 11:15am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 4:51pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 4:55am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 4:34am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:34pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 4:55pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:17pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 4:16am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 5:01am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 5:35am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 11:36am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 1:58am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 4:05pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 4:30pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 4:55pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 4:55pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 4:55pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 4:08am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 4:16pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 5:35am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2024 @ 1:13pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 7:01am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 4:52am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 12:50am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 3:41pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 4:17pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 5:00pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 2:36am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 2:55am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 2:19pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 2:05pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 2:05pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 5:04pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 3:41am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 5:03am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 5:06am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 1:10am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 2:44am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 10:47am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 7:18am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 6:51am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 4:56am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 7:28am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 9:00am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 4:57am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 2:42pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 3:38pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 3:47pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 4:55pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 2:51am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 3:59am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:01am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:09am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:12am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:27am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:27am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 5:11am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 5:15am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 2:36pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 2:36pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:42am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:11pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 4:48am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 7:18am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 4:56am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 4:56am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 2:53am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 4:09pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 2:45am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 2:45am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 2:45am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 2:55am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:20am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 5:03am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 12:31am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 3:59pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 4:30pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 2:34am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 2:44am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:05am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:06am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:28am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 2:57am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 1:29pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 1:41am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 5:28am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 6:48am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 4:16am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 11:12am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 2:25pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 2:56pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 3:35pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 5:13pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:39am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 1:29pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 8:25am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:02am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 4:55pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 4:07pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:11pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 11:12am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 2:42am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 3:46pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 4:08pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 5:00pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 3:53am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 3:54am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 3:58am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:06am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:06am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:20am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 2:57am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 1:31am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2024 @ 12:43pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:39am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 2:36am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 2:45am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 3:29am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 3:59am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:33am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:27pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:27pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 4:03pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 2:35am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 2:35am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 3:27am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 3:30am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:20am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:00am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:18pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:29pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:30pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:27am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:15pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:15pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:28pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:34pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 12:35am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 1:51am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 12:22am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 12:37am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 1:53am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 1:54am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 1:56pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:39pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:47am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 1:47am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 1:24pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 3:08pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 9:36am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 4:34am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 3:12am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 2:36am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 3:32am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 5:03am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:00am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:30pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 2:37am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:08am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 4:35am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 4:56pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 2:55am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:20am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 2:35am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 2:44am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 3:28am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:06am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:17am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:20am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:00am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:18pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:36pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:44pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 12:26am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:20am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:00am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:02am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:08am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:10am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:28am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:30am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 2:57am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:14pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:14pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:34pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 12:02am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:01am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:10am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 6:37am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 3:47pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 3:33pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 2:05pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:11pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 12:41am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 12:41am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:14am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:41am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:27pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:28pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:37am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:37am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 7:40am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 12:11am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 5:34am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 1:03am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:27pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:27pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:20am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:00am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:33pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:33pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:33pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:44pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 12:39am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:02am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:08am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:10am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:56am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:56am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 4:55am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 4:44am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 3:43pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 2:37am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:04am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 5:03am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:24pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:30pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:02am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:33am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 3:30am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 2:39am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:24pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:08am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 12:33am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 3:45am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:30pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 1:30am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 3:01pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 4:16am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 3:35pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 4:30pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:20am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:20am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:30pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:10am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:11am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 5:17am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 5:17am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 2:51am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:27pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:30am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 1:49am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 1:53am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:31am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 4:58am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 12:38am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 2:04am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 6:35am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:35am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 2:23pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 2:06pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 2:05pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:06am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:38am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:47am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:55am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 5:13am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 6:57am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 7:47am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 4:55pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:08am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:27pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:28pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:33pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:33pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 12:39am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:11am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:35am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:38am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 3:38am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 5:20am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 3:05pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 3:05pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 3:06pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 12:18am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 7:10am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:19pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 4:38am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:33pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 12:30am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 1:58am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 1:58am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:10am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:38am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:54am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 3:11am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 3:38am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 5:20am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 1:03am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 1:03am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:36am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 5:34am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 11:00am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 11:26am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 4:22pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 2:36am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 5:12am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:00am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:30pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:45pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:56am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:56am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 7:42am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 2:04am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 1:28am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 10:07am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 2:54am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:31am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 3:27am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:29pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 4:55pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 2:57am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 4:58am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 12:48am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 12:09am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 12:44pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:10pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:10pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:21pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 12:40am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 4:11pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 2:36am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:06am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 5:22am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:28pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:45pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:02am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 4:34am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 4:34am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 12:48am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 5:44am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 7:50am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 3:24am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:39am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:10am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:33am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:35am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:38am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 3:50am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 4:35am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 12:18am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 12:18am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 12:18am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 12:33am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 10:25am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 2:21am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 2:30am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 3:07am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 3:46am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 4:26am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 2:43am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 5:30am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 2:02am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 2:48am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:35am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:09am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 12:39am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 4:37am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 6:35am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 10:39am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2024 @ 1:02pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 2:13am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 7:47am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 12:52am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 4:56pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 3:29am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:33am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:34pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:38am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:38am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 7:40am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 12:11am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 5:34am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 1:03am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:01am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:35pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:52am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:10am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:38am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:55am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 3:11am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 3:50am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 4:58am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 1:05am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 2:02am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 2:44am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:48am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 10:25am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 3:35am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 3:19am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 4:29pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 3:27am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 6:32am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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