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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2016 @ 6:53am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2017 @ 11:46am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2019 @ 2:51pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2016 @ 2:08pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2019 @ 11:54am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2016 @ 8:54am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 9 May, 2017 @ 6:27am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2016 @ 11:32am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2016 @ 7:37am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2018 @ 6:06am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 15 May, 2020 @ 4:28pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2016 @ 8:50am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2018 @ 6:59am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2018 @ 1:38am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2017 @ 11:46am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 10:41am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2017 @ 12:46pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2016 @ 7:10am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2016 @ 7:27am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2016 @ 9:08am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2016 @ 3:00pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 1 May, 2017 @ 10:11am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 5 May, 2020 @ 11:06am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2018 @ 12:25pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2018 @ 10:58am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2018 @ 10:58am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 5:47am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2018 @ 7:47am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2019 @ 2:24am

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 3:34am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2019 @ 6:10am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2020 @ 8:06am

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 10:36am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2021 @ 2:48pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:40pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!