"That's the problem with nature, something's always stinging you
or oozing mucous all over you. Let's go and watch TV."
--- Calvin
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Homer: All right, Herb. I'll lend you the 2,000 bucks. But you have
to forgive me and treat me like a brother.

Herb: Nope.

Homer: All right, then, just give me the drinking bird.

Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?
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Q: What happens when four WASPs find themselves in the same room?
A: A dinner party.
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A musician, an artist, an architect:
the man or woman who is not one of these is not a Christian.
-- William Blake
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"I'm not a god, I was misquoted."
-- Lister, Red Dwarf
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A couple more shots of whiskey, women 'round here start looking good.

[something about a 10 being a 4 after a six-pack? Ed.]
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What you don't know can hurt you, only you won't know it.
😱

+rep made his whole team surrender for me aha