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Your aim? Nonexistent. Stormtroopers with Parkinson’s do better.
Your driving? Didn’t know vehicles could explode from disappointment.
Your reaction time? I could plant a tree, wait for it to grow, and still dodge your attacks.
Anyway, here’s your in-game portrait:
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⡿⠿⠿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣾⡟⠀⠀⢀⣤⣄⠀⠈⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠰⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⢿⣦⣴⡿⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Absolutely tragic.