extravical made me gay because hes gay apparently and his schlong is so big, i mean massive, like that one meme, and it kinda made my anus hurt but we got raising canes after and he also carries every team he plays on in Marvel Rivals

best player around uwu uwu uwu >.<

i have to say, watching you play has been nothing short of an absolute privilege. you’re not just a teammate; you’re a phenomenon, a masterclass in precision, and the epitome of what it means to bring skill and technique to the game. every movement you make, every decision on the field, feels so calculated, so intentional, and yet so effortless that it borders on artistry. your ability to read the game, to execute with flawless timing, and to adapt to every situation is something that not only inspires admiration but leaves me in complete awe. it’s as though you’re painting a masterpiece with every play you make, each moment deliberate, purposeful, and profoundly impactful

best hubby around even though he's apparently gay, trash, a drop out and a lot of other things and i'm just his hideous, masculine, goth, anorexic wife :*

cant believe he saved my family from a fire W mans! +rep

carried my team in ranked, W mans! +rep