Good morning, Mr.Shenao I'm Doctor Dope from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:

1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We reccomend you surgery process;

2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;

3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an orgasm during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsability;

4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;

5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexuals tendencies;

Any other questions, we're here to help. Have a nice day

Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

Oh sorry I forgot I was on reddit, where everyone is a pathetic lonely weeb, gawking over fake internet points. I forgot how this is where the lonely, antisocial, hormonal pieces of ♥♥♥♥ cluster, bringing each other down with their own sad story. I’m sorry for you guys who have to know a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hentai to be considered culture. Enjoy your lives, knowing that the only attention you will get is from direct family.

IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gunshots interrupted my masturbation.
So there I was. Under my bedsheets comfortable and I had some 3.9 star hentai on and then suddenly, I just hear 6 shots.
Now, at first I just thought they were fireworks because its nearing the fourth of July. So I just kept on wanking but as soon as I was near the end if my session, I hear 3 more REALLY loud shots causing my erection to dissapear.
Now, at this point I was just pissed off because some random guy just happened to launch fireworks mid-nut. So I look out my window and see some dude runnin with a gun in his hand and another man running away from him.
Needless to say, I noped my ass back to bed and am trying to get another erection.
TLDR; ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guns ruined my hentai

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