Recent reviews by Cody Cigar

10-15 hours of glorious fresh Witcher 3 content
Could pass as standalone game 10/10

The Game of the Generation

You get basically a new game with this expansion pass for only £20, Hearts of Stone was a great 10-15 hour story which added plenty of new stuff to play around with. Blood and Wine will be a 30 hour story plus loads of detailed side quests and a beautiful new map the size of Novigrad and Velen. CD Projekt Red are amazing.

1358/10

I was in a battle against the clock, will I make this delivery in time and beat my rival Lucius Tightass?! I turn off the speed limiter on the A20 and speed ahead, I recieve a speeding ticket...a speeding ticket on the autobahn?!!? I ignore the ticket and speed on. 10 minutes later I make it to Frankfurt with my delivery of plutonium, I start to celebrate but wait...Lucius Tightass was already there with a smug smile on his face! Damn you Tightass!

9/10 y de speeding ticket on ze autobahn?!

I got shot in the head, touched by an old doctor and had sex with a robot then the hookers wouldn't talk to me. Then I murdered some Legion scum for the NCR earned my Ranger uniform then betrayed everyone and went back to the robot for more sex.

9/10 You can't talk to the hookers

Metro 2033 Redux isn't just a crappy graphics redo it changes the story for the better and adds the new 4A engine and uses the mechanics from last Light for better stealth, charachter models and animation. If you have the original get this it's much better

10/10
got knocked out by a burly man after following a stripper into a room

Is good....very good yes.

Arma 2 was a great step forward in military simulation and operation Arrowhead is an amazing DLC that could pass for a whole new game. It adds another huge map more weapons and vehicles and the ability to play DayZ if you have Arma 2.
Hours of fun whith this game
9/10 -Bohemia need to fix the server issues

It was raining heavly in the mountainas regios of the French Alps, I traveresd the mountainous terrain and set up camp in a forrest. Later it was still raining torrentiolly as I loaded my M24 sniper; I hear a bear roaring behind me "OH ♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!!" I screamas the bear runs for me, I drop my backback as a distraction but the bear is too smart....I yield to the bear, it comes up to me and stands on its hind legs, I shoot it in the heart and it falls on top of me; its warm corpse gives me an erection, I stay there to enjoy this rather large erection. It is dark now, I get up recovering from my erection and head back to camp, that night I ate charred bear knob!

10/10 would get erection again.

This game is like masturbating with a metal spoon! I'll elaborate:it's cold, annoying but in the end you always get that satifaction! Once I was playing this game with my sexually confused "friend" and I realised just how sh*t the servers are but after connecting it is fun to mess around amongst weird 7 year old children who need mental help. Anyway I recommend it for cronic masturbators and creepy 7 year olds alike.