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🏃i was crying 😭so hard that mom 👧 called me and said look at my dad 👨 in his new fortnite 😃costume 🕴️ i gasped and ran 👟to my room 🛋️ my dad 😱 is john wick! 😱 ❗❗this really is a epic victory royal❗❗

☝️ one time ⏲️ i was playing 🎮 fortnite home 🏠 alone when suddenly ❗ JOHN WICK 🔫 came barging 👢🚪 into my room 🛋️ and told me 👂 he'd give me 1 million 💲💲 v bucks 😱 if i got on my knees 🙏 and closed my eyes 👁️👃👁️ i got down ⬇️ and before ↩️ i could even close my eyes 👀 i saw JOHN WICK 😏 reach towards his crotch 😮 to get my vbucks❗😎 he told me to open 📭my mouth 👄 so he could give 🎁 me a chug jug 👌 so i opened wide 😃 and he mustve givem me a big 😫chug jug 😂 tee hee silly john😂 once he pulled 🔙 it out i felt some droplets 💦on my face😨 so i licked 👅 it up and it was super 🤮 salty 🤮 once i asked 🗣️for my v bucks 💲💲he laughed 😆 and called me trash 🗑🗿and left 🚪

happy 😃 9/11 😽 you sexy 😼 sluts 😍 today 📆 is the day 🤙 the twins 👯 got aborted 🤰 share 👐 with 10 🔟 patriots 🎩 🇺🇸 for another ➿ abortion ✈ 🏙 and be 🐝 a true 💯 american 🦅 do NOT 🚫 share 👐 and you 👈 WILL 😮 become 😩 an infidel 👳

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another maggot who is celebrating his birthday. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue, i dont even care if it is your birthday. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 20 year old idiot. I will sh*t fury all over your birthday cake and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

So, 🅰️as🅰️ if anime isn't already 📉bad📉 by itself, now you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are 🉐getting🉐 into little something 📲called 📲 TRAPS. Basically, it's🇮🇹 a🅰️🅰️ 😎dude😎 that dresses👗 like👭 🅰️a🅰️ chick🐥, has 🈶 a🅰️ ♥♥♥♥ and you say it🇮🇹 isn't gay. Well, I'm here📍 to tell you: It´s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAY. If I 🚶walk🚶 up☝️ to you right ▶️ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ now, me being🍯 a🅰️ 😎dude😎 and you 🐝being 🐝 a🅰️ dude😎, and you get🉐 turned up☝️ by me, that would be gay. It's no 😣 different for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ traps. Just cause they dress👗 like💒 🅰️a🅰️🅰️ 🐤chick🐤, don't mean😏 they are a🅰️🅰️ 🐣chick🐣. They 🉐got 🉐 🅰️a🅰️ ♥♥♥♥ and it's🇮🇹🇮🇹 GAY. And don't say the ♥♥♥♥ makes it🇮🇹 cuter, cause that doesn't make it🇮🇹 cuter, that makes 🇮🇹it🇮🇹 even🌒 gayer, that makes you gay, ♥♥♥♥♥.

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