Biggest autismo that I know

After a good game in league, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great league games and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a league of legends lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 shotted him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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Except it's not. It's not the best cheese at all. Provolone is nothing but the cheese haters cheese. There's no enthusiasm there, no passion. Provolone is what children ask for when they don't know what to get so the round one is fine. As someone with 50 years of experience in the cheese industry I find it frankly insulting that you would think provolone is the best cheese. This exeprience uniquely qualifies my to maliciously attack you for your cheese preference. The only way I could figure that you would like provolone more than say, mozzarella or gouda, is that you were a child when you aquired your taste for it and have only regressed into this childlike state for a cheese which, frankly, sucks. I feel sorry for you and anyone you come in contact with. May God have mercy on your provolone loving soul.

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