Coz I'm a Kneegear yes I am

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For time and the world do not stand still. Change is the law of life. And those who only look into the past or the present are certain to miss the future.
I said, 'are certain to miss the future'!
Coño... I missed that.
Prime Minister Castro, this missile crisis was the last straw. We almost blew ourselves up. Now we invited you here today...
Prime Minister Castro, this missile crisis was the last straw. We almost blew ourselves up. Now we invited you here today...
... in good faith, to sort this thing out.
And why is he here? He lost!
As I always say, forgive your enemies, but remember their names. Now gentlemen, as I like to think, in the long history of the world, that there are only a few generations...
Sounds like someone breaking in...
Just the storm, ♥♥♥♥. Sit down.
Oh my God!
It appears the Pentagon has been breached.
Zombies. Gentlemen, at times like these our capacity to retaliate must be and has to be massive, to deter all forms of aggression.
Gentlemen, lock and load!

Oh, yeah, I'm finna make a banger with this
Huh, what?
(DJ on the beat, so it's a banger) Von

[Verse 1]
Now here it go
I just made it home, missed calls on my phone
See, I been gone
Was tryna hit a lick but that ♥♥♥♥ just went wrong
I got a thot
She right off the block, her crib be the spot
And we got Glocks
Tucked all in her ♥♥♥♥, don't come in 'less you knock
But this ♥♥♥♥♥ grimy
Told her 'bout this ♥♥♥♥♥, helped me set him up
And she was with it
She just want some shoes and she ain't give no ♥♥♥♥♥
So we do that
I was at his neck, creepin' from the back
But saw the opps and had to let 'em have it
How ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up is that?
But where that ♥♥♥♥♥?
She ain't called me yet, we did that at six
And who got hit?
I know someone check 'cause King Von, he don't miss

Why did you MAKE me at GUN POINT watch gladiator TWO! WHY! Urgh! There was a dream that was Bali! it SHALL be realised.

“Enough. I know the truth of it now. You are not Ifrit. I am”

My balls are about to explode with hot, pungent semen. I’ve been doing semen retention for 3 days and my penis has turned blue, the slightest breeze will cause my seed to shoot out at extreme pressure. Please help…

Cyberpunk 2077?

well what happened to Cyberpunk 0 and Cyberpunk 1 and Cyberpunk 2 and Cyberpunk 3 and Cyberpunk 4 and Cyberpunk 5 and Cyberpunk 6 and Cyberpunk 7 and Cyberpunk 8 and Cyberpunk 9 and Cyberpunk 10 and Cyberpunk 11 and Cyberpunk 12 and Cyberpunk 13 and Cyberpunk 14 and Cyberpunk 15 and Cyberpunk 16 and Cyberpunk 17 and Cyberpunk 18 and Cyberpunk 19 and Cyberpunk 20 and Cyberpunk 21 and Cyberpunk 22 and Cyberpunk 23 and Cyberpunk 24 and Cyberpunk 25 and Cyberpunk 26 and Cyberpunk 27 and Cyberpunk 28 and Cyberpunk 29 and Cyberpunk 30 and Cyberpunk 31 and Cyberpunk 32 and Cyberpunk 33 and Cyberpunk 34 and Cyberpunk 35 and Cyberpunk 36 and Cyberpunk 37 and Cyberpunk 38 and Cyberpunk 39 and Cyberpunk 40 and Cyberpunk 41 and Cyberpunk 42 and Cyberpunk 43 and Cyberpunk 44 etc...

2023 RGB Circulation Backlit
Gaming Mouse.

Streamlined design enhances grip. 12800dpi high-resolution optical sensor, the resolution can be changed by driver software. Backlight and additional keys allow you to enjoy the convenience of control in any game. Gaming sensors work on any surface.

i got my mop bucket
it's full of sweat
there is a bead of humidity dripping down my 169hz monitor
glasses = on
wheelchair style gaming chair = equipped
death grip half chub = edged

My name is Alice. I worked for the Umbrella Corporation, the largest and most powerful commercial entity in the world. I was head of security at a secret high-tech facility, The Hive, a giant underground laboratory developing experimental viral weaponry. But there was an incident. The virus escaped and everybody died. Trouble was... they didn't stay dead.

Do anybody make real ♥♥♥♥ anymore? / Bow in the presence of greatness / 'Cause right now thou hast forsaken us / You should be honored by my lateness / That I would even show up to this fake ♥♥♥♥

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKvbCLvna9M

+1 Redid my patio last weekend for a handful of smarties and a tablespoon of Saxa salt

now i am become death destroyer of coom

+1 fellow Boku no Pico fan

When I was a young Jew
My Führer took me into the concentration camps
To see a line separating the women and children
He said, "Son, when your nose grows up
Would you be the white savior of the Jewish race
The autists and the yellow birds?"
He said, "Will you defeat them? (the twin towers)
Your demons (western society), and all the non-believers (Palestinians)

This profile is officially signed by the (real) ｢ĻěĠıŎň｣ ɹǝʞoſ

This profile is officially signed by the real (real) DyLan

+Respect

Delivered my COCAINA right on time, you sir have won internet!

Cooked me up a good digital convergence

He is Michael Wood's father

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXt4F3bxI2Q

R O C K S O L I D

Site Dev. Game Ideas.

Pissing our pants yet? Boy, do I have a feeling we're getting close.
Yep.
It's gonna be pee-pee pants city here real soon.
Which one of you pricks is the leader? Savior: It's this one.
He's the guy.
(sighs) Hi.
You're Rick, right? I'm Negan.
And I do not appreciate you killing my men.
Also, when I sent my people to kill your people for killing my people, you killed more of my people.
Not cool.
Not cool.
You have no idea how not cool that ♥♥♥♥ is.
But I think you're gonna be up to speed shortly.
Yeah.
You are so gonna regret crossing me in a few minutes.
Yes, you are.
You see, Rick, whatever you do, no matter what, you don't mess with the new world order.
And the new world order is this, and it's really very simple.
So, even if you're stupid, which you very may well be, you can understand it.
You ready? Here goes.

Ayy mang you got dolla mayn?

This is the type of *Unasumed Gender* to pay money for Duelyst

He's a navy seal, he seals the deal

WHATER THOSEEE.

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I Caught Cancer reading your description XD no memes allowed

I hope Factorio gives you type 69 Aids

Just one Kappa
Plz Spam 9/11 Bong Montage in chat

How many John Cena's does it take to fix a light bulb











OVER 9000 - Isis

JUST DO IT

Dude i just wrote an entire story for u but steam is retarded so just go out and enjoy ur bday xD

-asherino@gmail.pong

"Somehow paired with derankers, terrible players and feeders all the time" says the bad player

nandos

Can we all give a moment of silence to this persons contribution to nandos....

shadowblade god
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bloody great bloke i did give him up thogh which i say im never gonna give you up but i did and im sorry i did:C

+rep quick trader