The Snoozewaffe was formed during the Second World War to take the sleep away from the enemy and to strike tiredness into the enemies hearts. With Napgruppelehr at the head of the command for the Snoozewaffe with excellent napping skills which include scheduled nap times, not making a mouse fart when sleeping and the taking of the enemies beds.

The arsenal of the snoozewaffe was invincible with duck feathered pillows and silk nightcaps at their disposal, the enemy had no chance of catching up to the quality of sleep that the snoozewaffe had.

This made enemy chances of a good night sleep were impossible at the hands of the snoozewaffe.

The snoozewaffe were also good as reconnaissance but unfortunately due to the way the snoozewaffe were trained they could sleep through a train crash (they can sense wether there snooze is in danger or not) so they would recon an area or base but fell asleep and forget to radio back with the information thus the S.W. Division (SnoozeWaffe) were never put on official miltary records because of that.

Although they slowed the time taken for enemy operations to be completed and didn't recive any losses. The snoozewaffe still where ruining the sleep for the north koreans without noticing they were in another country or on another continent in the world or that the war was over.

Some say they still exist, others say they don't and that they never existed in the first place. But the other people that say they don't exist will perhaps never sleep again...

Napgruppelehr, we have occupied this bed!