Has been known to lock himself in his room and dress up as a viking

This man eats cat food and has a thing for footballer Martin Olsson. Stay away.

har många kilos men ingen tjockis

Ted Nugent was a wild man. I saw him in concert in his heyday. The band started the concert without Ted, then Ted came out onstage swinging on a vine and landing on the stage in a loincloth. That's why they call him the Motor City Madman

Ronnie James Dio was two feet tall and had more power than any man will ever have. Ronnie James Dio was Yoda

Dio got his diaphragmatic breathing technique from when he had to hold his breath crossing the mystical lagoon to slay the evil wizard