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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 8:58am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 9:39am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 10:01am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 7:47am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 6:14am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 9:10am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 6:18am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 9:15am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 10:52am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 11:02am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 11:05am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 11:59am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 12:24pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 5:04am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 5:34am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 8:34am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 9:03am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 9:37am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 9:25am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 10:36am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 2:14pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 10:21am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 10:29am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 7:43am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 2:50pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 3:28pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 4:09am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 6:55am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 7:00am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 9:20am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 10:03am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 4:45am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 9:49am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 9:39am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 2:28pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 5:27am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 9:52am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 2:47pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 11:21am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 7:20am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 2:14pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2021 @ 4:07am