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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started sucking my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I mollied off the door and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Okay hear me out. Of course I am a heterosexual man BUT I have an issue that most heterosexual men have.... My wardrobe size is too small. Sure I could head to a mall and buy clothes but why do that when I could just marry a dude that wears the same size clothes as me! Sure you could say "That doesn't sound very heterosexual of you." But you're wrong! The most heterosexual thing ever is to hate shopping. I hate shopping so much I would rather marry a dude with the same size wardrobe as mine. Double the wardrobe double the ♥♥♥♥.

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