I am tired of telling my family that I go to Orlando a few times a year for "business" when really, I go to enjoy the McPizza. I always feel guilty and I hate lying. But I am addicted. I think McDonald's adds something to their pizza like they do with their fries ;) Please MCDONALD'S IF YOU ARE READING THIS PLEASE BRING THE MCPIZZA TO NEW YORK AND EVERY STATE IN THE US. OK NOT EVERY STATE BUT THE POPULAR ONES LIKE CALIFORNIA NEW JERSEY TEXAS ETC. I'VE WASTED THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OVER THE LAST FEW YEARS FLYING TO ORLANDO, STAYING AT A NEARBY HOTEL JUST TO EAT MCPIZZA. I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT THE MCPIZZA.

The first time I ever tried the McPizza was June 3, 2017 at 7:46 pm at 6875 Sandlake Road in Orlando, Florida. I was there with my family for a couple of days to enjoy all of Disney World and Universal Studios and every single day that I was there, I would leave the parks earlier so I could enjoy my dinner that is the McPizza. It is the BEST pizza I've ever had and I am from New York. I am a pizza connoisseur. I have been to pretty much every single pizza restaurant/spot in New York City. I've also been to many, many places all over the east coast and even a couple of the best spots in Chicago. I still prefer and know that the McPizza is the best pizza ever created. I have not been to Italy, but I don't even care to go anymore because I know I will still prefer the McPizza. I am writing all of this because I am begging on my knees, please please please bring the McPizza to New York.

look at him go

penises and among us

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kinda miss the feeling of sleeping on your couch tho