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wake up on the beach
wander
meet some guys dressed up in trash holding AK-47's
>"HEY YOU, NAKED"
I come
"Follow us, you're our prisoner now"
They bring me to a base with a crudely drawn ISIS flag on it
They bring me into their base
"SING FOR US"
I don't say anything
"well you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless aren't you"
"bring him in to the thunderdome"
waitwhat
they bring me into a prison with another naked
"NOW FIGHT!"
me and the naked fight intensely with rocks
I kill him, everyone is screaming "ALLAHU AKBAR" in bad middle-eastern accents
they bring me outside for a break
one ISIS member leaves the base, and i run outside while the door is open
being shot at by AK-47's while zigzagging
I escape the desert

then left Egypt, bought Rust and the same thing happened in Rust

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I'm Intercontinental Ballistic Missile. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the Atlantic ocean ready to release my destructive cargo on filthy commies'. People say to me that a person being a weapon of mass destruction is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having ex-Nazi scientists install tungsten plating, 3 stage rockets and a Nuclear warhead on my body. From now on I want people to refer to me as "ICBM" and "WMD" as my preferred pronouns and respect my right to wipe entire cities and cultures from the face of the Earth. If you can't accept me you're Hippy-Trash and need to check your rocket privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

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Hello there, ♥♥♥♥♥. Are you comfortable right now? I doubt it. Wrists and ankles chained. Gagged. Probably blind folded. You are disoriented and scared, too, I would imagine. Perfectly normal, under the circumstances. For a little while, at least, you need to get your ♥♥♥♥ together and listen to this tape. It is very relevant to your situation. I’m going to tell you, in detail, why you have been kidnapped, what’s going to happen to you and how long you’ll be here. I don’t know the details of your capture, because this tape is being created July 23rd,1993 as a general advisory tape for future female captives. The information I’m going to give you is based on my experience dealing with captives over a period of several years. If, at a future date, there are any major changes in our procedures, the tape will be upgraded. Now, you are obviously here against your will, totally helpless, don’t know where you’re at, don’t know what’s gonna happen to you.

As a Russian and a Jew it is my god given right to punch Nazis. Every day I wake up in the morning and feel the sunlight on my face, and I smile. I go outside and beat the everliving ♥♥♥♥ out of some fascists while taking a stroll to my neighborhood Rite Aid to get some yummy Rainbow Sherbet. After I finish my ice cream, I recline on my favorite park bench and wait for Nazis to pass by so I can knock their teeth out. After a long hard day of nazi-beating, I go home and have a refreshing glass of Babushka's kompot. I am proud of the fact that I am Russian and Jewish, and that my ethnicity allows me to beat up Nazis.

Rust-eze is a medicated bumper ointment with a rear end formula for cars with rusty bumpers, to get rid of rust. The product was invented by the brothers Dusty and Rusty Rust-eze. The product guarantees a shiny result instantly (actual results may take up to 36 weeks). It is also the sponsor of the famous race car Lightning McQueen. McQueen at first looks down upon the people who run Rust-eze and is planning to ditch them and go with Dinoco as soon as he gets a chance, but has a change of heart after his life-changing experiences in the town of Radiator Springs, and decides to stay with the company. The product is somewhat a "rip-off" as the commercial states: "Actual results may take up to 36 weeks", which is about nine months.

I feel extremely discriminated against at school as a Jewish homosexual transgender adolescent. Everyday at school people make fun of me because of who I am, saying things like "You're not even Jew" or "You're a guy" but they are all assuming my gender. I can be who I want to be. Sometimes when I am alone,which is most of the time, I try to come closer to my Jewish brethren by taking a long shower while watching WW2 concentration camp documentaries. The teachers at the school are not sensitive of my beliefs and address me as a "He" and force me to watch extremely offensive content such as the movie "Breaking Legs". I have undergone numerous counts of plastic surgery to try and look like the Jew I am, but still people do not accept my views, and that thoroughly triggers me. The only place I feel truly welcomed is with my Klan brothers, as we have our weekly KKK meetings in the science classroom on Friday.

Hello Alkaizer, this is Hollywood director and producer Eddy Pasterino. We would like you and fowtini to star in our new movie: Naked Skorñorita. You will go the the inn and see fowtini lying in Leah’s bed and she will want your Skorn but you say “No Skornerrino” and topdeck her. Pls no hastalapasta baberino.

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Hello. I am a 15 year old Rhinoceros. The only problem is that my horn on my head is soft and limp. As you may know this is very devastating to a rhino like myself. If there are any rhinos out there that can help me with my problem it would be appreciated. Please dont copy paste this. This is my story.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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