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31 of 44 (70%) achievements earned:
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Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2016 @ 9:48am

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 4:03am

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2016 @ 2:54am

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2018 @ 1:53am

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2017 @ 12:48pm

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2018 @ 1:05am

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2018 @ 2:23am

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2017 @ 12:44pm

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2017 @ 1:18pm

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2016 @ 2:50am

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 1 May @ 12:54pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 12:53pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 2:36pm

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 5:48am

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:13pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 6:11pm

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 9:24am

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:12pm

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 6:10pm

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 2:39pm

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 9:20am

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 9:16am

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 9:16am

Disobedient

You ignored the note
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 9:01am

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 9:23am

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 9:16am

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 9:16am

So that’s what it tastes like…

Drank Mommy's Milk as a Daddy
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 5:40pm

Found The Control Room

How long has this been here?
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 5:38pm

Found Mommy

Mommy isnt very nice.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 9:06am

Escaped The House

Finally Free?!.....
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 5:39pm



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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