Recent reviews by Psych

If you like fast paced shooters and good movement, then this is made for you. I didn't think a game would come around topping doom eternal for me. yet here it is

"It's really old at this point, but so is Master Roshi, and it's not wise to question Master Roshi."
- Master Roshi

Whenever 2K looses connection the game freezes for about 5 min. I live where there is bad internet, that's why I play single player games. Why do you need constant access to my PC? I already payed you for the product and now you wont let me play unless you're watching me. The list of game devs I'm willing to support is getting shorter and shorter.

BTW the game is Fantastic and the face lift it got is breathtaking.

"Two more hits and you're dead b*tch!"

(sounds of swords clashing)

My grip tightens around my mouse as I successfully parry thee quick blows

(heavy breathing)

(sounds of swords clashing)

My face begins to tingle and turn a dark purple.

(throat wheezing sounds)

A Drop of sweat slides down my butt crack, nearly throwing me off.

"Not this time you ♥♥♥♥♥!!!"

(sword clashing)

"NOOO, F*CK!"

(Death Dong sound)

(Googles Ashina Swordsman cheese strategy)

Racist?
Yes, but it's even better than it sounds!
- Hung Lo

The real Quake 2

You play as a magical Elven space warrior who's catchphrase is "I'm going to rip this galaxy a new wormhole" so naturally it's amazing. Added bonuses include rocking soundtrack, combat infused platforming and a host of references to cult classics.

I have been trying to grow a beard for years. Playing this game will be my final attempt.

The best Doom game to come out in 2016!

Atmosphere thicker than your mum. (Shwacked)