Recent reviews by Emotaculous

Update: Hey, the devs havent ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it up and actually updated things. Its actually playable and im having fun. Changing it to Positive! I hope to see more good work come into the game, dont let me down! Also the music isnt AI, but god it is so bad but thats just a music taste thing.

Original: So the concept is great, it wants to be Car Mechanic Sim '21. Physics? Goofy but irritating. QOL? It passes. But oh my god its a grindfest in disguise and theres no balance to the game yet. Buy a car for 20k, its worth 24k, wash and do bodywork, change the odometer, replace parts, and make it look great. Value after that? 28k. Listed for 30k. Every offer is for 22k. im not gunna restore cars to make no profit and have to only do 1 or 2 cars at a time. But seeing it paired with Gas Station Sim? Oh that was like the worst choice of advertising, because that game hasnt fixed most of whats wrong with it and keeps pumping out money grabbing DLC and side projects. So now I expect that of this game. Ill change to recommended once I see if the devs actually fix things and dont push out unfinished products to beg for cash.

Also is the music in this AI slop? Voice acting is so awkward as well, just dont add it at this point. Just open and empty world of rocks and trees and dumb civilians

Runs great at Ultra with no Frame Generation, solid 100-140 frames. Had this random black polygon flashing when first started up, but disappeared before first hunt was over. Characters have depth, environment is vast and beautiful, and I love how smooth combat is. Dual Blades are best blades. Dont be fooled by review bombers, its a great game

I was able to start the game, frame rate was fine and graphics were fine. But once I start building the foundation of my first house in singleplayer, it causes my PC to draw so much power it trips my circuit breaker in my home...Ive got thousands of hours playing other games more graphically intense and this is the only one to do that. Ive tested it 3 times and thats as far as i can get before it happens. Theres something wrong here, refunded immediately.

I mean, its kinda cool. The story is generic, the characters dont shut up, youve got INFO WARS radio constantly going, guns are meh, community stuff is meh. The environment is neat and its very pretty. Killing "Freaks" and stealth is fun, but otherwise game is The Last Of Us but "open world". Wait for a good sale and check the discussion for resolutions to bugs/glitches players have found. Or wait for PS4 to have it as a free game of the month lol

If you love DnD, this game is for you. Story so well written and combat such a well tuned machine. If you're not worried about achievements anymore, the mods and community workshop items are a fantastic way to make the game even better. Definitely play this with friends to see a wide range of successes and disasters happen. 10/10 will love this game forever

10/10 is good

Its super cool, but so realistic that I am currently typing this not knowing if my hands are real or fake. The physics are scary accurate and the amount of things you can do is really cool. I didnt even get to the combat but just the puzzles were awesome. Got too sick though, so ill have to play this in bursts

Controls are crap and the physics are ridiculous. I needed to grab the phone? it was sitting outside the window. Want to flip that piece of meat? better ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ launch it across the room. You want me to put lemons on a plate with fish on it, but not a fish on a plate with lemons on it?

This game is like if two people thought "Oh, lets put together Overcooked and Cook, Serve, Delicious into one game" and then some d-bag came over and said "Lets throw Goat Simulator in there too" and they decided to publish it and waste our time

Great game, especially with the consistent mod community. Its also a great workout. Just pray none of your friends are filming you while you play

Good for killing time and groovin'. Drive around, smash some cars, do sick flips and overall disobey every road sign there is. 8/10 would bring myself down to paradise city again