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Recent reviews by ElongatedKnight

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398.3 hrs on record (398.0 hrs at review time)
i commit mass genocite for a lumpsum of unity
Posted 7 September, 2024.
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247.6 hrs on record (41.6 hrs at review time)
The game is good, but holy hell for a live service game they do not know how fix their servers. As an FYI for the upgrade to the Super Citizen Edition, you could get the Helldivers 1 game and, it will definitely let you play it, unlike it's second iteration

UPDATE:

yeah no, devs keep nerfing guns that make the game fun (in a pve game btw), and then force a playstation account (on the pc port of the game, not ps5).
Posted 19 February, 2024. Last edited 3 May, 2024.
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341.7 hrs on record (200.6 hrs at review time)
This game stopped me from playing Overwatch 2, in that time I was able to:
Kiss a hot tiefling
Talk smack to a god and get erased from existance
Stopped a hobgoblin and an ogre from having intercourse
Lay in bed with a devil, who also serves as my friend's patron
Beat the game
Have sex with a bear
Betray someone, betray who I betrayed for my original friend which I also betrayed
Have a foursome with a bear
Consume several things which do not look good for me
Had sex with a flying octopus
Tried to have sex with my friend in a multiplayer game

10/10 would play again
Posted 2 September, 2023. Last edited 2 September, 2023.
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540.2 hrs on record (18.5 hrs at review time)
Posting this review after this lastest (18/8/23) dev post.

"We also launched on Steam last week, and, although being review-bombed isn't a fun experience, it's been great to see lots of new players jump into Overwatch 2 for the first time. Our goal with Overwatch 2 has been to make the game more accessible than ever for more people than ever before."

What are you smoking at activision, I mean "blizzard" over there?, you are NOT being reviewed bombed the reviews display an accurate state of the game and the community. The whole point for an 2 in your name WAS the PvE. Not only did you cancel it, you're selling it for scraps at 15$ USD. You are quite literally proving that not only you had the PvE content, you wouldn't release ANY teasers, or developer updates, or blog posts, or forum posts, it was quite literally DEAD SILENCE. AND to add insult to injury you killed Overwatch 1, which was, objectively speaking, a better game than this microtransaction infested tumor that you call Ow 2. I came to this game with an open mind and wanting to give "blizzard" the benefit of the doubt, but not only did you spit in my face. You told me it was "sizing-down" of the PvE WHICH WAS THE WHOLE POINT OF PVE.
Posted 18 August, 2023.
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2,076.3 hrs on record (1,876.3 hrs at review time)
i mean it's alright, highly overrated imo
Posted 8 September, 2022.
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35.5 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
you have a sentient, self aware cat, that kills and recollects stuff for you
Posted 26 December, 2020.
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99.4 hrs on record (24.2 hrs at review time)
great game, trash servers
Posted 6 September, 2020.
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160.7 hrs on record (32.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is so good, it encourages replayability, all the characters are unique and you can play them in so much different games. The game isnt even that heavy, around 888mb. My personal philosophy is for each dollar I expect an hour of gameplay, this game fully delivers on that and much more.

There are no microtransactions or any transactions for real money, this is a game that we all should support.
Posted 8 May, 2020.
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113.8 hrs on record (16.4 hrs at review time)
Amazing and challenging game, one of my all-time favorites, it is difficult, though it is very rewarding. 10/10 would buy again. Has aged great
Posted 12 April, 2020. Last edited 27 April, 2020.
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364.2 hrs on record (269.7 hrs at review time)
Way too entretaining
Posted 9 December, 2019.
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