You install the game shortly after you realize that a simpleton such as yourself cant begin to fathom the deep complexity of feng shui you take to the internet only to realize that you picked the cumfart law instead of the obvious 10,000iq play that is picking something your character is good at you restart with all your new found knowledge and become a feng shui master everything is auspicious in the Jeffery Dahmer Fanclub Cave as it should be you grow ever more powerful by crafting poop harvested from your very own colonists into artifacts that could slay something eventually you hit the golden core stage on your sect leader and think to yourself golden core 9 must be the best surely bigger is better after all... one month later the demonic ♥♥♥ sect send a hit squad after you for insulting their estranged 34'rd cousins cactus a common mistake they wipe you off the face of the mountain and it is time to start again after watching 9 hours of gameplay tutorials you are ready surely this is the run your path to immortality is carved in stone and you are but a humble ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tending to your flock this time everything is perfect this is the run youve been preparing for when suddenly you misclick and accidentally feed a spirit crystal to david blane#3 instead of a spirit stone causing him to explode spectacularly with no rebirth pill available you lose the only cultivator in the sect with a straight shot to immortality another restart later a powerful yaogui spawns on the map with you so you decide the mysterious cultivator can kill it for you for that sweet sweet free loot only to realize after you aggrod it that the mysterious cultivator is using an unfinished game of Go™ as his only weapon the fight drags on for 12 hours a legendary brawl that shall be sung about for the ages to come when suddenly the mysterious cultivator dies and you have a pissed off spirit bear eating your colonists and wipe on day 3 before you finish a single bedroom this is a game for the worthy and you my friend are not it