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Good Reception

You spared Emily's first-day embarrassment.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 11:02am

Enough is Enough

Chloe's attitude is due for an adjustment.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 11:09am

Assistant Branch Manager

As organized as a trail mix bag.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 11:11am

The Bigger Man

You stepped up and took the blame for the forest trip.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 11:13am

Love Comes First

You cannot be mad at someone this hot.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 11:21am

Unexpected Ally

Against your better judgment, you helped Chloe during the argument.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 11:23am

Home Therapy

First session is always free.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 11:29am

Resistance Is Futile

Your mind is now under new management.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 11:30am

Cellar Support

It's always darkest before you turn on the light.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 11:47am

Honesty Is Best Policy

Maybe I was the bad guy this whole time.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 1:39pm

Alliances Ain't Easy

You tried talking it through with Chloe...
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 1:47pm

Midnight Desire

At night, nobody can hear you moan...
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 1:53pm

A Royal Minx

If you want a queen... fuck her.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 2:01pm

The Best Bad Dream

You cannot run from something that knows no limits.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 7:20am

The Mediator

Chloe isn't a bitch. It's just a phase...
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 7:34am

Foe Vs. Hoe

Intelligence wanted to catch you, but you were always too fast.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 7:35am

Bratty Behavior

You either fuck or you're getting fucked.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 7:40am

The B-Word

Cause bitches like to be called beautiful.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 7:59am

Blind Love

It's not cheating if he's dead, right...?
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 8:16am

Say Ahh!

Did you know that vocal cords can be as long as sixteen millimeters?
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 8:26am

Morale Booster

Can I offer you some false hope in those trying times?
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 8:32am

Senior Mediator

She's the true boss of this place.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 8:40am

She's Still The Boss

It's not Mommy Issues if you can't find a downside.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 9:01am

Finger-Lickin' Good

No, seriously, why would you have an open plan bedroom...?!
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 9:14am

Too Ugly To Beat Up

Simps are multiplying, be careful out there.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 9:18am

Freaky Forest

Luckily, bottled baby oil doesn't exist in nature.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 9:23am

Merciful God

Investments make for a passive income. Hopefully...
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 7:12am

All Hands On Dick

Free is always a fair price.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 7:18am

Business Is Business

As long as the shareholders are happy.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 4:03pm

The War Room

Don't be a dick and discuss it like a man.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 4:20pm

I Should've Brought Popcorn

... And a pool full of jello.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 4:58pm

The Unwanted Protector

Fighting god-like demons is more fun anyway.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 5:01pm



Power Struggle

A power vacuum always finds a way.

Good Girl Bad Words

Emily's sailor mouth must be stopped!

No Mercy On The Menu

Two can monologue in the car, Chloe!

Impatience Runs Thin

Your problems are more important than shitty soap operas.

'Ight I'm Out

Some battles simply aren't worth your time.

Aggressive Feelings

Good. Very good...

Veni, Vidi, Vici

Fighting or fucking usually involves being naked.

Lessons In Growing Up

Chloe needs to learn the dangers of the modeling world.

Friend, Not Foe

Chloe, I came to bargain...

Love Always Comes

Butts are heart-shaped for a reason.

Murder Mittens

The curtain's falling in slow motion...

Incoming!

DHT, a testosterone metabolite, is responsible for voice changes during puberty.

Nature's Frosting

Is that why you call your loved one a cupcake?

Matriarchal Court

You can't be judged when you're the executioner.

Merciless God

It's not a murder if it's imaginary.

Man Of Action

Performing an exorcism with your dick takes balls.

Expert Mediator

Ground rules apply to everyone, regardless of age.

Love Is Bright

It ain't much, but it's honest love.

The Voice Of Reason

Maintaining a balance is a balancing act.

Good Looks Suit You

Sometimes, you have to dress to impress.

It's Okay, I Guess

Have you seen the other girls? Yeah, exactly.

Baby's First Hit

... You guys accept debit, right?

Loving Touch

Unite with Emily like you should've done ages ago.

Three's A Crowd

Now you can disappoint more than one woman at the same time.

Reverse Vibe Check

To be fair, you're the most vulnerable in bed.

Diplomacy Was Never An Option

The game was rigged from the start... or something.

Love Is Dark

Why are all the bad demon dreams in complete darkness...?

Love Is Honesty

We're not a murderer, after all.

Front Office Backdoor

She's busy now. Please cum back later.

Love Is…

Bruh.

Keeping The Company

Let's exchange body heat…for science!

Keep Your Lovers Close

Being a good boy has its perks.

You Got It Wrong. I Am The Danger...

No sugar, please.

Step Aside, Please

You and your time will come.

I'm Not A Morning Person

... Butt I can make exceptions.

Pre-emptive Love Strike

Nice words cost you nothing.

Tough Love

Understanding is a choice. It's a shame to have none.