:o

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣶⣯⠪⣕⢶⣦⣔⢄⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡙⣧⢹⣿⣷⣇⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⢿⣾⢿⡟⠟⢛⡄⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣯⢖⣒⣚⣭⠀⣣⣈⡨⣢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀"𝑰𝒎𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒗𝒆...
⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⢏⡛⠱⢿⣧⣿⢿⡂⠻⠭⠿⣴⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝑴𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒗𝒆."
⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⡟⢼⣿⡶⡄⣴⣶⣶⠇⠀⢶⣶⡎⡗⠀
⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⢇⣷⣭⣃⠈⠙⠁⣠⢟⡟⡷⡙⢸⣷⠃
⢀⣿⣿⠿⢟⣸⣷⠶⠯⠍⠀⡫⢬⣬⣤⣥⡅⣊⣿⣼
⡜⣫⣴⣿⣿⣿⠁⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣞⠿⢛⣵⣾⡿⠛⠁
⠙⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣼⣬⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠟⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀

░░░░░░▄▄▄░░▄██▄
░░░░ ▐ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° '▌░░░▀█▄
░░░░░▐███▌░░░░░░▀█▄
░░░░░░▀▄▀░░░▄▄▄▄▄▀▀
░░░░▄▄▄██▀▀▀▀
░░░█▀▄▄▄█░▀▀
░░░▌░▄▄▄▐▌▀▀▀
▄░▐░░░▄▄░█░▀▀ U HAVE BEEN BANGED BY THE
▀█▌░░░▄░▀█▀░▀
░░░░░░░▄▄▐▌▄▄
░░░░░░░▀███▀███▀██▀██▀▀██▀▀██▀▀██▀▀██▀▀██▀██▀ ░▄
░░░░░░▐▌▀▄▀▄▀▐▄SPOOKY BOOTY BANGER
░░░░░░▐▀░░░░░░▐▌
░░░░░░█░░░░░░░░█
░░░░░▐▌░░░░░░░░░█
░░░░░█░░░░░░░░░░

                                               
     𝑴𝒂𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆 4𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝒎𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅!
                                                        

thank you

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀PSA:
There is a growing epidemic of Steam account hijacks, stolen Steam accounts are messaging online friends asking them to vote for CS:GO/DOTA2 events, these are all scams that will steal your account info and message your friends to steal their account info! They've already hit a few of my friends, as well as my alt account. If someone messages you this, get in contact with the friend through alternative means if you can, so they can get their account back. And if you have not yet, activate 2FA!!

Merry Christmas friend, and Happy New Year!
Stay safe and play lots of games!

Yup

Eat more garbanzo beans.

+rep got our car stuck in a zombie horde

+rep awesome guy, thx for the dlcs ! I can train you on mind gaming on rock paper scissors x)

engineer gaming

nerd

Your Uncle Clint, aka EgoEliminator, had a part in your training in various PvP games with and against each other. Multiple games.

I think you were playing PC & Console games @ 2/3 years old. (edit: and killing most adult players)

I'm a human, admiring your library. That was originally my library, as EgoCroaker but we switched Steam Accounts. Although, I only had a few games before switching with you. You've done obsessively well since. You play PC games, like I used to play PC & console games since their origination. Things advance, and move on from generation to generation. I think you were playing PC & Console games @ 2/3 years old.

Reeee ♥♥♥ <3

ur an gey boi fggt

░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▐
░░░░░░▄▄▄░░▄██▄
░░░░░▐▀█▀▌░░░░▀█▄
░░░░░▐█▄█▌░░░░░░▀█▄
░░░░░░▀▄▀░░░▄▄▄▄▄▀▀
░░░░▄▄▄██▀▀▀▀
░░░█▀▄▄▄█░▀▀
░░░▌░▄▄▄▐▌▀▀▀
▄░▐░░░▄▄░█░▀▀ U HAVE BEEN SPOOKED BY THE
▀█▌░░░▄░▀█▀░▀
░░░░░░░▄▄▐▌▄▄
░░░░░░░▀███▀█░▄
░░░░░░▐▌▀▄▀▄▀▐▄SPOOKY SKILENTON
░░░░░░▐▀░░░░░░▐▌
░░░░░░█░░░░░░░░█
░░░░░▐▌░░░░░░░░░█
░░░░░█░░░░░░░░░░▐▌SEND THIS TO 7 PPL OR SKELINTONS WILL EAT YOU

You a strait G

This kids like been 12 for the last 4 years what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ -rep

good xD

XD Love it

+rep nice hack bro... get it hack and slash no okay.....

+Rep for class and style

+rep my hero

u wanna play pubg ?

♥♥♥♥♥

╭━━━━╮ This is memedog. Help
╰┃ ┣▇━▇ memedog take over
 ┃ ┃  ╰━▅╮ Steam by pasting
 ╰┳╯ ╰━━┳╯ him in 10 other
  ╰╮ ┳━━╯ Accounts or he
 ▕▔▋ ╰╮╭━╮ will never be a meme dog
╱▔╲▋╰━┻┻╮╲╱▔▔▔╲
▏  ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔  O O┃
╲╱▔╲▂▂▂▂╱▔╲▂▂▂╱
 ▏╳▕▇▇▕ ▏╳▕▇▇▕
 ╲▂╱╲▂╱ ╲▂╱╲▂╱

burger u succ ahahaahahahajajajaja

WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ ARE YOU LOOKING AT -memes

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Ur 12 lmao get a job pay rent touch a boob grow sum hair

Egoram: "Can someone invite me?"
Literally everyone else: "no"

Egoram: "Do you believe in the heart of the cards?"
Me: "....Yes"
ALL SURVIVORS HAVE ESCAPED


Homies till the end!

he is my friend egoram.
i know him for very very long time.
he's still my friend, buddy, BEST MATE EVER.
he's nice
he's friendly
he's good in aiming
he can be evil to people
he watches porn with other dudes
he fingers his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ after shaving it
he likes playing around
he is a nice trolling dude

Im proud to be his friend!

"DONT. YIFF. THE FOX."

I woke up this morning and remembered I am dead and cant wake up anymore so I went back to sleep.

When we danced, we saw past our differences, you showed me the world from the seat of your shoulder, showed me the ways of your life as a killer, our friendship was compelling, trust unbreakable, until it all ended when you pierced my heart with your rusty hook stained with the blood of another mortal, i accepted my fate and so our friendship was buried, in those last moments i realized that birds of a feather flock together, survivors and killers could never be friends. Goodbye old friend

Look in lockers, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is in there.

I AM ALIVE

he's back!

RIP egoram's hats

GG m8 we'll miss you

RIP still the moron I know and love

I think your account is hijacked

RIP. Got hacked