Egg Man
Egg Egg   Bregenz, Vorarlberg, Austria
Level
60
Macaron
100 XP
 
 
Egg, the final frontier. The final resting place of evolution throughout the almighty cosmos. All beings originate from me, all all beings will meet their end at me.
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Profile Awards  1
Badges  31
Games  155
Inventory   
Screenshots  1
Videos  1
Reviews  23
Groups  6
Healthy Breakfast
32 Members
Juul isnt cool
26 Members
Cult of the Mothman
4 Members
Friends  105
66
Serotonin
Offline
55
Darkra
Offline
50
Max Headroom™
Offline
50
Money
Offline
49
Spring Sausage
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R.E.P.O.
46
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The Story of Egg
Hello, I am Egg.

Many may think that I am but a common egg that comes out of the peasant chickens the Amish care for in their horrible homes. Many do not recognize me for my contribution to the creation of Earth and the human race as a whole.

Many know that god created the world; however, fewer know that the god they believe in was born from an egg. The divine chicken that god came from was born from my Egg.

All who currently live in the hellhole created by my grandchild may thank me for my contributions to war and the destruction of civilizations everywhere.

Sincerely,
Egg
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Healthy Breakfast - Public Group
Breakfast
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Online
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Total Badges Earned
1
Foil Badges Earned
24
Game Cards
Game Collector
155
Games Owned
173
DLC Owned
23
Reviews
18
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Recent Activity
11 hours past 2 weeks
5.5 hrs on record
last played on 8 Apr
Baldur's Gate 3
Achievement Progress   5 of 54
1.4 hrs on record
last played on 2 Apr
R.E.P.O.
4.5 hrs on record
last played on 2 Apr
Schedule I
Achievement Progress   6 of 11
Comments
美女威信桐城扫码月抛 21 minutes ago 
幽默搞笑人屁话多不高冷好无聊啊 一起玩
emerald1296 7 Apr @ 10:30am 
"I SUCK MY OWN ♥♥♥♥" -Gay Hebrews.
johnny dang menu .v3 14 Jan @ 11:17am 
hey man this is for you. :jhorse: dont buy no drugs
𝓓𝓪𝓻𝓴𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓼 25 Jul, 2024 @ 4:21pm 
-rep dirty bastard and his boyfriends got hurt very bad in car accident..... maybe if they had Sri Lankan doctors they could have been saved of their retardation before it was too late.... please put this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and his swarm of dorks in your prayers tonight....... -rep
Birthday Bacon 21 Mar, 2024 @ 7:18pm 
Hello, Its been so long since we met. Do you think you could stop by soon and fart on my door? Man i miss the vibrations
☣St0nedReaper♿ 10 Mar, 2024 @ 7:40pm 
convinces children to transition then molests them, talked all about it on cs