Recent reviews by Angry Little Coffin

Temu Halo.

Game just launched and it's dead. 10 minute waits in the game modes that you have to have "exp" to unlock and then it's just bots. Every regular match is just bots and MAYBE one other other player. The AI has no strategy, doesn't use cover, ignores you, and is just terrible and again, every match is just AI. The reason so many reviews for this game that have no playtime are positive and simply say "Game is fun" is because they just finished decimating the simplest bots on the planet and think they did well.

Map is design is awful. Arena maps are obnoxiously too small for 4v4 and Big Team maps are obnoxiously too big some how... the layouts dont feel organic, just lazy stitched together slop. Corridors hallways, pillars and random things that don't flow, don't makes sense logically from a map design perspective or even a normal use perspective. Every level feels like it's Babies first "Forge" map.

The aesthetics suck. The game can't tell if its some weird arcane space theme or a future arena where all the textures are just ugly plastic. It has no real identity and feels so painfully generically forgettable that loops around to being memorable.

Battlepasses, currencies, microtransactions galore and its literally just an open beta.

The armor customization is boring. Everything just looks like a soulless less cool Warframe knock off. the game has 0 identity or originality and the devs are incapable of doing ANYTHING new or creative. Just keep trying to remake Halo for another 30 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ years. OOOOOOO we stole portals from another game and added it to Temu Halo. "Innovation"

There is no menu music or noise and the sound design is nothing worth mentioning.

The gun play is entirely aimbot, requiring literally no skill. Is your gun roughly pointed within 6 feet of an enemy on either side? Headshot. No bloom, no recoil, nothing but soft lock. The only weapons worth using are the starter weapons because every other weapon is so painfully slow to charge or specific use case that its not even worth picking up unless its the rocket launcher, which is a painful reminder that these loser ass devs peaked on Halo and will never recapture that feeling no matter how hard they try to shove as much non-copyright Halo-esque ♥♥♥♥ into their game.

It's slop. The first game was mid and didn't attract an audience and the devs where shdy and ♥♥♥♥♥♥. This game is even more mid and despite an ANNOYING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ marketing campaign littering youtube with ads, the game is still dead on arrival.

10 minute wait to get into a bot lobby.

The devs need to retire and find a new hobby. Stop making games, no one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wants them from you.

Was excited to play this game. It is literally unplayable. They released a hotfix for connection issues and I still have not been able to join a single match since purchasing the game. 100% player hosted games are a sign of a broke and lazy company, at least have official servers, especially a game that has battle-passes and micro-transaction monetization, lord.

This game deserves a giant audience. I got it when it was still paid for but sadly the servers where dead. This is a gem and hopefully f2p draws people in. Tell yo friends.

Vampire Survivors + Diablo = Good ♥♥♥♥.

This isn't a game, it's a daycare center. Every lobby has at least one child screaming into a microphone. The gunplay is boring, the movement is slow, the characters are forgettable, the art is generic, the levels are literally so small that some of them are just two hallways with boxes in the middle and the spawn areas are 20 feet apart so most of the action is literally just walking out of spawn and immediately getting shot at, the card system is least fun mechanic I've seen added to a game despite it being the entire selling point.

This is free garbage filled with ways to extract allowance from toddlers when they aren't in school.

I remember why I uninstalled a years ago and never looked back. Shouldn't have reinstalled but at least they gave me steam achievements for past accomplishments.

Being a low level is an unforgiving slog where every boss is a brick-wall dps and dodge-roll check that rewards nothing and was a barrier for literally nothing because the following trash mobs in the next areas are just as easy to kill the previous ones until suddenly they aren't, because the difficulty and challenge scale of the game is absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and all over the place.

Being a medium level is moderately fun but doesnt really feel too rewarding until your build finally starts to click, if it ever does (if you made the mistake of not using a meta build)

Reaching endgame after beating the most boring campaign in arpg history the game immediately feels pointless and not worth playing any more. Changing builds is a tedium, worrying about 0.3% stat increases and bricking gear to make gains that don't even matter because there's no actual content except literally just increasing gear stats by 0.3% at a time...

The community are the linux users of the ARPG world, sunless virginal sweatlords that think suffering through poorly designed content is a mark of skill and a badge of honor while they ♥♥♥♥ on literally anyone who asks for help or mentions a different game, heaven forbid someone mentions Diablo...

This game is insanely boring and frustrating and as of right now, despite having a massive perk tree and several classes, the only classes you EVER see or hear about in chat are either Bell monk or Spark Sorc. thats it. A billion ways to build your character and yet only 2 builds ever stand out. It's boring and its trash and at no point is it worth the effort or time. the game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ from the ground up, which is hilarious seeing as how this is a 2nd generation title that completely ripped off a 20 year old 2nd generation title and somehow failed to bring anything new or fun to the table except skill linking and good luck ever getting that to happen because that requires sinking your entire life into an unfinished masochistic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ product.

Every stage of this game is a boring slog and is the least rewarding arpg I have ever played in my 30 something years of playing rpgs and arpgs.

Dawn of the Hunt Update: Game is worse than before. Hahahahahahaha.

Who asked for this decade out-of-date garbage, WELL beyond its prime, that has changed nothing and brought nothing new to the table for this tired af genre that desperately needs to be retired.

Free to play ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Game feels like complete ass. The mostly positive rating is clearly botting.

I'm 34. I remember being 17 and in Highschool, playing Dead Frontier in a web browser and hearing about some zombie game in development called Project Zomboid that couldn't get off the ground and kept having issues and barely giving it a thought. Crazy how time flies and how long this thing has actually been around to still be receiving updates and care like this.