Recent reviews by Frank Lotion

Combat is fun, the world is large and full of things to explore. The technical design is abysmal. The multiplayer experience is one of the worst that I've ever had. Japanese devs cannot for the life of them figure out how to implement online co-op in the year of our lord 2025.

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You couldn't believe how inconvenient travel was before I invented floo powder!

The game is much better than it was at launch, but after the last patch it crashes pretty frequently. Make sure that you save your game every few turns to avoid losing progress. I assume the issue will be fixed in the next few weeks.

I saw a child walking around barefoot with a gun. 10/10 game.

The game started with a bit of mischief. The lads and I were out on the razz when we notice this goat-♥♥♥♥♥♥ talking ♥♥♥♥♥ outside the village pub about the honourable and rightful King Wenceslas. Me mate decides that instead of getting the local constabulary involved, we'd sod off to the bloke's house and give it a fresh coat of brown. Well, midway through the christening another German bloke shows up with his own group of tossers and they want to have word with us. The lads and I give them a proper whopping and I head back to me house. My pa is standing outside wondering where the hell I buggered off to when I was supposed to be out running errands, and says that the fuzz stopped by. Sorry look on his face, he wasn't happy.

Spent the next ten minutes getting a right earful from game dad about responsibility and how I need to make a name for meself. 10/10 would play again.