Hello Shrek,

its me Big Chungus. Yeah that Big Chungus, from the hit video game Big Chungus on the Ps4 (featuring Dante from the devil may cry series) and we need to talk. When I proposed to you those 8 or so years ago you have done absolutely nothing for our family. You just lay about the swamp listenting to All Star, you don't care for our beautiful children, you couldn't even been ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bothered to wash the dishes from now and then you green cuck. You are scum. You preach to your friends about how layered you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are and how you are similiar to onions, frankly thats an insult to onions. You are a no good sack of ♥♥♥♥ who can't provide for our family (let alone being utterly ♥♥♥♥♥ in the shack).

Our relationship is over.

The kids stay with me.

We are done.
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow!