Playtime past 2 weeks:
0h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 4:56am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 2:56am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 3:23am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 3:25am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 3:25am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:58am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 4:34am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 4:16am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 4:41am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 5:24am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 7:06am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 8:54am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 9:12am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 9:25am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 9:47am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 10:09am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 7:27am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:33am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:31am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:15am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:26am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 9:00am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 9:55am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:16am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:32am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:17am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:21am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:10am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 3:56am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 3:58am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 6:58am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 8:35am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 10:16am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 9:07am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 10:19am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 10:11am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:11am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:37am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05am