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Vilnius, Vilniaus Apskritis, Lithuania 
💛 * 🍇 * 🕺 * 💄 * ⚡ * 🍧 * 🌳 * 🚗 * 🎄 * 🎽 * 👃 * 🐳 * 💃 * 🌽 * ⛳ * 📀
ㅤ* Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
ㅤ* A restaurant nearby had a sign in the window which said "We serve breakfast at any time", so I ordered French toast in the Renaissance.
ㅤ* A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.
🌸 * 💙 * 🎍 * 🔋 * 🏓 * 👾 * 👳 * 📕 * 🚙 * 🐟 * 🐝 * 📒 * 🎈 * 🥗 * 🍆 * 💗
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...