Recent reviews by Expanding Stroodle

i have never felt such intense hatred for my friends in my entire life 10/10

Absolutely broken garbage, not worth the asking price of $17.99. Tried connecting with friends multiple times just for us to get stuck in a loading screen for over 5+ minutes every single time between different hosts. There are better games around the same price or cheaper that actually work. Early access or not, this is disgustingly buggy.

spooky lady naruto running at me made me commit brown pants

A lovely phantom named Maria played the piano for us. She was very nice. 10/10.

The game is equal parts absolutely fun and absolutely infuriating. Nothing will make your blood boil more than a pack of Wolfheads weighing down a see-saw as you beg for the good lord above to DQ those window licking smoothbrains.

its fun

SUPERHOT IS THE MOST INNOVATIVE SHOOTER I'VE PLAYED IN YEARS!

I can play as a dwarf with a flamethrower.

Prepare for login troubles to hell and back.